rusty_knight Forum Posts (6,840)

RE: Are Gemini difficult people?

I'm sweet really.....underneath all the rusty bits are just more rusty bits!

RE: the year 2012

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! (unlike the 'pond' between Europe and les etats unis?)

RE: what am i

My second wife was a Pisces..........and I'm a Gemini and my second wife loved me very cvery much as I did her..then one day she swam off in another direction and that was that!

RE: Modern-Time Virus

Oh! What big eyes you have!

RE: the year 2012

Where's the pool? Applicants MUST provide their own whips? (I can't afford a decent set and pay 50 cents per week, dammit!)

RE: Why does being seperated, have kids, is so hard to accept by some?

Like you, cherscic?

I never talk about my exes or my kids..........only the other day I was saying 'I never talk about my ex wives...you know my first wife said to me 'blah blah blah' and then I thought about another wife and she said 'blah blah blah' and then another wife said 'blah blah blah' and I thought to myself 'This is silly!' and I went to sleep counting wives 'blah blah blah'........'

My advice to you is this yihaa..wait until you have seduced a woman before telling her that you have kids and a separated wife - it's only if she STAYS after you tell her that you have a problem!



I'm only kidding - I know that you are an honorable man...it's easier to sleep at night if you are honorable (even though alone!)

RE: Modern-Time Virus

I was only joking........ I didn't really notice how your head was tilting - just the glint of your teeth as you looked around considering who to bite!

RE: Modern-Time Virus

'You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-) ' (end of twinself's thingy)

I wondered why you tilted your head when you smiled at people at Fuego!

RE: Are Gemini difficult people?

I don't care about what people think about other Geminis; all I know is that I am unique and brilliant and mercurial and modest and the only person I fight like to fight with is myself!

It's quite nice to experience all the different emotions and be an observer at the same time - is that typical of a Gemini?

Why are people scared of Geminis? Is it because nobody knows what makes us tick? Are we too deep to understand - or merely shallow, uncaring people?

I find other people fascinating. I have never dated a fellow Gemini - I think we recognise too much of ourselves in the other person and two bright shining lights can be hurtful on the eyes!

Geminis like to be appreciated and trusted. We can be very loyal, but if you really piss off a Gemini he or she won't bother to fight you..... he or she will just 'move on' as though you never existed.

Geminis can be both compassionate and appear unfeeling. I am sure Mr Spock in Startreck was a Gemini.........

RE: Are Gemini difficult people?

I'm not part of your life? I'm so relieved........the huge bruise on my arm is finally beginning to fade!

RE: Are Gemini difficult people?

How kind of you, Brunette........ I am, of course, a Gemini thingy person......but could you be talking about a.n. other?

RE: Awesome Stats and Surveys

In a recent survey of accidents suffered while taking part in sport it was discovered that more golfers are hit by golf balls than any other category of people.

So, there we have it; if you don't want to be hit by a golf ball (small hard nasty object) do not take up golf as a sport.

Also, more than 50% of people who drowned swimming said that they would not have drowned if they had not been silly enough to go for a swim.

Amazing! Playing golf and swimming can kill you. You have been warned.........

RE: Joke of the day!

A quacking good joke, Sir!

RE: The witches thread -

Who's getting zapped?

RE: Morning exercise

Mmmmmmmm...... let your fingers do the walking!

RE: definition of FRIENDS

RE: definition of FRIENDS

No idea......... I do try and avoid the lovely woman!

She'll probably come round to visit my dad shortly - they enjoy teasing each other!

RE: 21st september meet?

Some people just love getting their fingers in the hole, don't they? Whoops! - that sounds bad (very bad!)

There are many 'fun' variations on normal ten-pin blowing (typo - bowling, sorry!)........

For ladies and uncoordinated gentlemen there is the 'backwards through your legs' bowling method - some people get more 'strikes' this way than the normal method of bowling, and it is almost guaranteed to cause gasps of surprised admiration!

Over-arm ten-pin bowling is not recommended........... you could get a hernia, plus the proprietors are likely to ban you for life for putting dents in their 'runs'.

Brunette should definitely be banned; she might 'accidentally on purpose' drop a large ball on my tippy toes and I don't wish to ambulanced out of the venue!

RE: Here's one for the Boys

Golf is way too boring for a virile, dynamic young man......ok - I should take up golf then!

RE: definition of FRIENDS

Yes, you can....given a short period or readjustment of about two decades!

RE: Done it!

You are just way too talented!

RE: 21st september meet?

Tiggy, the male cat, enjoys sleeping on your cap but doesn't find your sunglasses cool enough to wear!

RE: 21st september meet?

Regarding the original thread - we could always have a CS party on the Gozo ferry.......... we could just stay on board going backwards and forwards until we either get bored and go home or get chucked off for enjoying ourselves! (They serve cans of Cisk with a nice genuine plastic cup too that can be kept as a souvenir........and the bags of sugar have cute little Malta/Gozo maps on them!)

RE: 21st september meet?

The mere thought of that lady yodelling 'Come on tiger - mamma is waiting for you! ' makes me feel quite weak at the knees!

RE: 21st september meet?

several....but she has a yummy Swiss pension!

RE: 21st september meet?

A certain Swiss lady in Gozo seems to like you, Lagoona. She is also under 70 - just!

RE: bit of varitey..... have a look here then.

I think it's an invasion of privacy! Did you ask your baby's permission? How embarrassing to be posted on a singles site before you are even born! Don't unborn babies have any rights?

No worries - I am only joking. Congratulations - and isn't it nice to know the baby has the normal number of arms and legs and a head too!

RE: 21st september meet?

I wasn't complaining!¬

RE: 21st september meet?

You're a right one to talk! All you want to do is play with puppies!

RE: 21st september meet?

She was BIG and very very UGLY.....I was scared!