rusty_knight Forum Posts (6,840)

RE: Question??

Brunette, dear.........it's kinda complicated - it would taske way too long to explain to you.

RE: Eating Alone at restaurants...

very funny - I'd look like mutton dressed like a moose!

RE: Question??

Hi Marti,

I like charming ladies who aren't too loud, who sip a cisk like it's a glass of vintage champagne, and smile in a non-whithering way!

I had my coffee, now I'm just about reasdy to crash!

Robert

RE: is it ok for a lady to ask a man out

You it have a man get marry? We it be thinking you be single woman with no man........you have a man, but you no him want for to marry! You strange person - very!

RE: Say SOMETHING!!!...An open letter

picky - in a cooking thread I dedicated (named) a dessert in honour of you!

RE: Eating Alone at restaurants...

Thanks yihaa, I knew you were a good man. Love shall find you too one day - mark my words!

RE: Eating Alone at restaurants...

That's right...........I'm engaged to Marti - I didn't forget.

I'm getting old though, you see - I have to take out insurance, because ig Marti gives me the old 'heave ho' then I've not got so long left to live and I mean to say, she wouldn't want me to stay on my own for the rest of my life (it's all in our prenuptial agreement!).

It works both ways - if I die I want Marti to be content, even though I know she could never be truly happy with anybody else but me!

RE: Eating Alone at restaurants...

I like naughty women. I also like nice women, 'cos I can change them into being nice and naughty!

RE: Anyone know of any tarot readers in Malta?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................

Who'd up up in the pot?

Rataouille becomes a twataouille.......come to think of it BOTH sound disgusting!

RE: Anyone know of any tarot readers in Malta?

Same with strange women - I never allow strange women into my home until I know what kind of energy they have!¬

RE: Anyone know of any tarot readers in Malta?

What - with little round chocolates?

I tried doing Malteser readings once......but ran out of Maltesers quicker than you could say 'You will meet a tall dark stranger with fetid breath......'

RE: Anyone know of any tarot readers in Malta?

Oh well, this was about 30 years ago, and the readings I did were surprisingly accurate (bad stuff as well as good) - I found it a bit disconcerting myself as the cards seemed to tell me so much about complete strangers.

Christianity, however, teaches that belief in astrology, tarot cards, ouija boards etc is 'evil' - although you did get all the Old Testament prophets.

A few weeks ago I got a free tarot card reading over the internet - I was gob-smacked how accurate it was regarding my present situation!

These things CAN be dangerous, because you can get sucked in. The initial reading can be so accurate that you want to know more......then you can get 'trapped' if you are a gullible person.

I am quite superstitious - e.g. I NEVER walk under a ladder unless there is pretty lady up the ladder wearing a short skirt.........then superstition can get stuffed!

RE: Eating Alone at restaurants...

Yihaa is far too nice a guy for Atlam - I'll take her out for a meal!

RE: Anyone know of any tarot readers in Malta?

I used to do tarot card readings (not joking) but I got in trouble with the local church - a priest told people I must be evil for doing tarot card readings..........and he could have been right!

RE: Malta get together.......Ryan's Bar

Sorry, young lady - I prefer older, more experienced women!

RE: Malta get together.......Ryan's Bar

That's mean! How dare you talk about my lovely fiancee like that!

Ok - I forgive you.......if you've sent me the pics!¬

RE: Malta get together.......Ryan's Bar

Thank you, a bird in the hand in worth two in Cyprus!

Seriously, I thought you were all great company.........

I really like Marti - whether she likes me remains to be seen -

RE: Malta get together.......Ryan's Bar

Jacko - you are right..........we were so lucky to enjoy the company of three such lovely ladies. However, I met Marti first, and she was just so charming that she swept me off my feet and that was it....... I saw at once she was drinking halves of cisk and I thought 'that's a good economical kinda gal for me' (little did I realise that she could drink 20 bottles without batting an eyelid!)

Remember when she went to the ladies and almost demolished the place - what exactly did she rip off the wall?

RE: VISIT MALTA IN THE SUN!

Oh - 'in the grove' ( I thought you meant 'in the groove' baby!¬ )

RE: VISIT MALTA IN THE SUN!

I'm pleased you are amused, but I actually like Marti very much, so I'm only half joking! ;)

RE: Malta get together.......Ryan's Bar

Pffffft!

I'm engaged to Marti, so you can't lure me away from her clutches!

RE: marriage/partner

My mother is a real dragon.

She is Welsh.

It is her birthday today; I bought her a clock that shows the time, date, month, temperature in Celcius and Farenheit AND the day of the week!

The clock did not come with instructions.



I got everything 'set' except the pigging day of the week. (this morning she asked 'What day is it?' and I told her 'Saturday' and she said 'but, I thought yesterday was Sunday'. So I saw this pigging clock with the day of the week on it and thought 'I'm getting it!').

I bought the pigging clock and it didn't have any pigging instructions and then I realised that '2000' wasn't 8 p.m. but 'the year of Our Lord 2,000' and I changed the year to '2007' and hey presto - the day of the week changed from 'Wednesday' to 'Saturday'!

I was so happy I had to open a bottle of wine and drink to my health!

I am a genius!

Thank you,

Leonora da la Baguette |('en guarde')

RE: Malta get together.......Ryan's Bar

That's just for me and Marti! ;) Two's a party -three's 'confusing'

RE: Next Meet

Thank you!

RE: Malta get together.......Ryan's Bar

I emailed you ages ago - you never replied!

RE: VISIT MALTA IN THE SUN!

Ok

Who'd up up in the pot?

Be gentle with me, my love!

RE: Malta get together.......Ryan's Bar

Marti - yes!

I think you are lovely.

I think you are very attractive.

Do I have to spell it out?

Robert

RE: Malta get together.......Ryan's Bar

cherscic has a Ford 'Ka' - I could have told Jacko it wasn't big enough to accommodate all three of you in the back!