There are 20 witches in this world..........

10 are sleeping
tongue

9 are casting spells devil

1 is reading this! sigh

RE: There are 20 angels in this world...

Too cute! The ladies are swooning all over the place, dammit!

RE: Turkey:new member of EU?

Although my degree was in Management Science I studied 'Politics of the EU' as an optional course in my second year.

Historically, one of the first times European states worked together as a 'club' was as a group of so-called Christian countries who got together to repel the threat of the Ottoman Empire.

Post WW2 the main reason for European Integration was to somehow bind France and germany together so that a future war in Europe would not be started by these two countries attacking each other. We suffer, in one sense, to this day because France was able to gain huge concessions for its farmers who remain a strong political influence (the CAP has been a high price to pay for peace).

Churchill beleive that the UK had three 'spheres of influence' - the Commomwealth, the USA and Europe. He was pro the formation of a European Union, but I believe he meant for continental Europeans and didn't really consider the UK to be part of this Europe.

The Cyprus issue will not go away. Now that the Greek part of Cyprus is a member of the EU there is less pressure on them to come to an accommodation with Turkey........... this is something that MUST be resolved before Turkey can join.

Turkey's population were a year or so ago very positive about joining the EU - over 70% of the population wanted Turkey to become a member........... in more recent times that percentage has dropped to way below 50% (only about 42% of Turkish people now want to join the EU).

A previous thread mentioned human rights issues. Yes, Turkey does not qualify - you can still get jailed just for mentioning that Turkey was guilty of the genocide of Armenians within Turkey.

Borders: Turkey borders a lot of countries that are either in conflict or are unstable. With freedom of movement throughout most countries in the EU these border issues have to be considered very carefully. I bet it is quite easy to slip across the border from Iran or Iraq or Syria into Turkey. Once inside the EU a person who is 'up to no good' is likely to be able to travel with little likelihood of being stopped and questioned by 'the authorities'. This does pose a security problem.

A negative aspect of Turkey wanting to join the EU:

The military in Turkey have the duty, under their constitution, to ensure that there is a secular government. To qualify for membership the Army's powers will be curbed and an islamic government in Turkey is MORE not less likely.

Turkey's government has been a secular one since Attaturk; it would be a shame if Turkey became ruled by a fundamentalist islamic government as an indirect result of wanting to join the EU!

RE: Do most men ...

The one way I like to help a lady out is if she has an aching neck and needs a good massage; I've been told I have 'magic fingers'.........I get awesome pleasure by giving a lady pleasure and relieving her pain.

blushing

However, one can exchange a little pain for a much larger pain - me!

devil

RE: Do most men ...

I guess if he wants to move into your house he wants it to be in good shape! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: very short test to try , its interesting.

I like to talk about Managerial Cybernetics, but not many women want to talk about 'levels of recursion' on a first date, dammit! ;)

RE: very short test to try , its interesting.

mylifewithu can have just ONE of my credit cards.........the one that's $1 short of its limit!

RE: very short test to try , its interesting.

Is that with 'normal' kids or American kids? tongue

RE: very short test to try , its interesting.

Dang - I must be weird........I counted two out of three 'f's in the 'of's ' but kept missing the last one!dunno

RE: very short test to try , its interesting.

I counted five on the first go, and the second go and the third go! Where is the sixth pigging 'f' - oh, 'f' it! tongue

The witches

In the land of connecting singles
Men and women intermingles
Threading through the eyes of needles
Flirting with both wimps and weasels
Ladies fluttering their eyelashes
Men flexing their humour muscles with splashes
Of sometimes wit and sometimes other
Oh, dear Lord is he my brother?

However, deep within CS there lies
A coven of gorgeous witchy spies
They only come out late at night
To give poor old men like me a fright!

They hiss and giggle and brew up a spell
To make poor men feel quite unwell
But the truth is this, you see,
In real life they're so pretty
And prim and nice and sugary
Especially if sat on your knee!

Oh CS witches coven
You belong inside an oven!
You are all so very 'hot'
Methinks I love y'all a lot!

And on this day when the sun rises
May I wish your day be filled with nice surprises
If I could only cast a spell
I'd give you Heaven, and never Hell

Now please be nice to poor old men
And send them kisses (at least ten)
You know we love you witchy lasses
Cooked in wine and yummy molasses!

Hey - ........the sun is already blazing with a beautiful dawn, and it's going to be a GREAT day!

Robert
cheers

RE: New Date for malta get-together

Only aliens spell aliens 'alliens'

RE: If you are really, really bored...

Wh ose pictures?

RE: Does love really comes first?

Oslo, I don't know why....but I think you are cute!

RE: Who owns their own business?

So you can make me a 'sammich'? thumbs up

RE: Wisdom of Larry the Cable guy !

Thanks, but it's really quite selfish of me......I'm doing this because I want to not because I have to!

RE: what do single guys with no kids really think of girls with kids??

Five kids! Too damn right you don't need to mother another - your five kids plus me would make half a bleeding dozen!

I'm glad your ex supports his kids; even if you've split up that shows he's got some sense of responsibility. :)

IQ of 146, huh? I had mine measured when younger and it was 156, but age and alcohol must have taken their toll - I'd be pleased if i could score an IQ of 120 now!

Having a hign IQ is actually a heavy burden to bear..... I'd rather have a lower IQ and be perceived as a decent guy than the smartass I've been most of my life.

Cheers, anyway - and may the sun shine on you and bring you warmth and joy and good days ahead.......

Roberttongue

RE: Why is it that users of CS praise the single life that much?

costadan,

I told my friend Wendy about some 'good-looking' Scandinavian guy I'd spoken to via the internet who lives in Spain. She said 'oh!'.........(there's no pleasing some women - her enthusiasm was almost palpable in its absence!).

She's so totally anti people meeting via the internet, yet used my email address for some site - now I get emails addressing me as 'Wendy' wanting to take me out! blushing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why is it that users of CS praise the single life that much?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (@ 'unfortunately alone')

I studied for a year in Sondesborg Southern Danish Business School back in 1993 (rather than go to the states in my 3rd year of a Management Science degree).

I LOVE Danish pastries! (yum! yum!)

Robert

RE: define love

Brunette - Our flirtacious exchanges seem to have been censored.......maybe we ought to treat each other with respect as befits strangers and not bosum buddies?

I hope you have a wonderful day at work. I'm pleased that you are an independent woman; I suggest we go 'dutch' on our first date so you won't feel in anyway beholding to me! blushing

Besides, we Gozitans, are renowned for being 'careful' with our ill-gotten gains.

You know a small pastizzi costs 9 cents. We can buy a LARGE pastizzi for 12 cents and cut it in two..that means a total outlay of 6 cents each!

~smiles~

Robert

RE: not ready for relationship

Admit it ladies - you mean it when you say 'I just want you as a friend' but when you scream 'I hate you!' you feel more PASSIONATELY about the man! tongue rolling on the floor laughing devil

RE: not ready for relationship

hey - you attacked ME for not being totally logical, my very clever friend......do tell me please how one can bravely run away?

RE: Which is your favorite drink?????

and you're a mystery gal! crying

Unconditional love

What Jesus said is in the bible. The rest I worked out for myself, but I could, of course, be wrong!¬

RE: Wisdom of Larry the Cable guy !

Thank you. I am NOT making some huge saccrifice.

I actually love my parents and I am also NOT a Mummy's boy....... I spent 90+ % of my adult life living thousands of miles away from my parents in different countries and it's nice to spend some time with them in their 'senior' years.

I'm glad I've had the opportunity to get to know both my parents bettwe - my dad was a work-aholic when I was a kid growing up. I used to think my mum was a little 'thick' when I was a kid although I loved her dearly; I've learned to appreciate and value her far more as a human being lately......... she stuck by my dad when he wasn't the easiest person to get on with when he was battling with his career.

Behind every great man there is usually the beneficial influence of at least one good woman.

cheers

Robert

RE: Wisdom of Larry the Cable guy !

Hey, mylife - I was joking!

I just got divorced from my American wife in January this year. She is a wonderful person, but her mom has been on her deathbed over 30 times in the past few years. She also loves her 'granbabies' very much.

I promised to ensure that she could go home once each year - with or without me....... I didn't, however, mean go home for nine months of each year and occasionally visit her husband!

My parents are both elderly. My dad's 88 and looked after my mother for almost two years for 21 hours per day after she became paralysed after a massive stroke back in 2004. My dad collapsed himself on New Year's Day 2006, and I'm doing my best to look after them in their lovely villa.

I don't want them to go into a nursing home while they both have quality of life here. It's my choice, but a relationship now would only complicate matters.......... so, for the time being at least, I am content to do my best for my parents, and just have a few friends i can chat to. So far I don't feel in any way resentful, if I did feel resentful I'd find a solution!

I do understand you point - it's a valid one!

cheers!

Robert

RE: Wisdom of Larry the Cable guy !

Some people will do anything not to pay tax - or NOT do in your case! tongue rolling on the floor laughing (good on you, I'd like to even get the once per season 'free' session! lol )

RE: Hello From Montana!!!

I love the lyrics to an old song:

'I don't want to set the world on fire.....I just want to start.......a flame in your heart!'

I guess I'm just a corny old dawg!

Robert

RE: Which is your favorite drink?????

Mornings - coffee, coffee, and more coffee

lunchtimes - coffee, coffee, and a glass of red wine

afternoons - coffee, coffee, and more coffee

evenings - red wine, more red wine, then a cup of coffee

I don't like to mix my drinks much! ~smiles~

RE: Wisdom of Larry the Cable guy !

Where do you get them all? You're a mine of useless information!

rolling on the floor laughing hug

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