RE: God Fearing

God fearing is a black girl scammer from Africa's signature.
Do not reply to them.
They usually say the are from the states and either 26 or 36 years old.
Just report them straight away.
Whatever you do, do NOT give then your email and do not click any links from them.

Gentlemen Do your duty.

It is up to all men.
We need to save our women.
Please make sure that no woman dies a virgin ........................... There are terrorists waiting for them.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Well this is one way to win an election.



Published on Nov 6, 2012 by centralpavote


My wife and I went to the voting booths this morning before work. There were 4 older ladies running the show and 3 voting booths that are similar to a science fair project in how they fold up. They had an oval VOTE logo on top center and a cartridge slot on the left that the volunteers used to start your ballot.

I initially selected Obama but Romney was highlighted. I assumed it was being picky so I deselected Romney and tried Obama again, this time more carefully, and still got Romney. Being a software developer, I immediately went into troubleshoot mode. I first thought the calibration was off and tried selecting Jill Stein to actually highlight Obama. Nope. Jill Stein was selected just fine. Next I deselected her and started at the top of Romney's name and started tapping very closely together to find the 'active areas'. From the top of Romney's button down to the bottom of the black checkbox beside Obama's name was all active for Romney. From the bottom of that same checkbox to the bottom of the Obama button (basically a small white sliver) is what let me choose Obama. Stein's button was fine. All other buttons worked fine.

I asked the voters on either side of me if they had any problems and they reported they did not. I then called over a volunteer to have a look at it. She him hawed for a bit then calmly said "It's nothing to worry about, everything will be OK." and went back to what she was doing. I then recorded this video.

RE: What should I buy to my mother in (out)law for her next , 1036th, birthday ?

How about a nice stake? (delivered with a quick sharp blow through the heart) and if that doesnt work make sure you have a cross and a supply of water (the holy kind) rolling on the floor laughing devil devil

RE: Is age important

A woman is as old as she looks, and a man is as old as the woman he feels.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Which aliens do you think we could beat if they really invaded Earth?

the ones that write dumb polls

RE: DEDICATE AN EMOTICON TO SOMEONE EACH DAY

Thats easy there are enough polititions for me to hate every day to last the rest of my lifedevil

Who is to blame?

For those of you who still don't know why we are in the mess that we are in.
Here is my guide as to what went wrong in Europe
Helga is the proprietor of a bar. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and , as such , can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now , but
pay later.
Helga keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers' loans).
Word gets around about Helga's "drink now , pay later" marketing strategy and , as a result , increasing numbers of customers flood into Helga's bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in town.
By providing her customers freedom from immediate payment demands Helga gets no resistance when , at regular intervals , she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer - the most consumed beverages.
Consequently , Helga's gross sales volumes and paper profits increase massively. A young and dynamic vice-president at the local bank recognises that these customer debts constitute valuable future assets and increases Helga's borrowing limit. He sees no reason for any undue concern , since he has the debts of the unemployed alcoholics as collateral.
He is rewarded with a six figure bonus.
At the bank's corporate headquarters , expert traders figure a way to make huge commissions , and transform these customer loans into DRINKBONDS. These "securities" are then bundled and traded on international securities markets.
Naive investors don't really understand that the securities being sold to them as "AA Secured Bonds" are really debts of unemployed alcoholics. Nevertheless , the bond prices continuously climb and the securities soon become the hottest-selling items for some of the nation's leading brokerage houses.
The traders all receive a six figure bonus.
One day , even though the bond prices are still climbing , a risk manager at the original local bank decides that the time has come to demand payment on the debts incurred by the drinkers at Helga's bar. He so informs Helga. Helga then demands payment from her alcoholic patrons but , being unemployed alcoholics , they cannot pay back their drinking debts. Since Helga cannot fulfil her loan obligations she is forced into bankruptcy. The bar closes and Helga's 11 employees lose their jobs.
Overnight , DRINKBOND prices drop by 90%. The collapsed bond asset value destroys the bank's liquidity and prevents it from issuing new loans , thus freezing credit and economic activity in the community.
The suppliers of Helga's bar had granted her generous payment extensions and had invested their firms' pension funds in the BOND securities. They find they are now faced with having to write off her bad debt and with losing over 90% of the presumed value of the bonds. Her wine supplier also claims bankruptcy , closing the doors on a family business that had endured for three generations; her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor , who immediately closes the local plant and lays off 150 workers.
Fortunately though , the bank , the brokerage houses and their respective executives are saved and bailed out by a multibillion dollar no-strings attached cash infusion from the government.
They all receive a six figure bonus.
The funds required for this bailout are obtained by new taxes levied on employed , middle-class , non-drinkers who've never been in Helga's bar.
Now do you understand?

The OPC Factor (otherwise known as The Other Peoples Children Factor)

Have you ever tried to be in a relationship with someone who has a teenager determined to screw it up.
How did you deal with it and did the kids win?
Children from a broken marraige are the biggest threat to any new relationship.
Their experience comes from playing one parent off against the other, which works very well if the breakup was not friendly.
When I got divorced my ex wife and I(even though we hated each other) agreed that anything to do with the children was a joint decision and that we would stay in contact for their benefit. This has worked extremely well over the last 6 years.
My problem now is a 13 year old girl who is determined to break up a new relationship that I am in.
It is all based on the teenagers fear of losing her mothers affection to me even though we have tried to convince her that this will not happen.
I am interested to know of anyone elses experiences and how they dealt with it.

If you like someone.............................Tell them before it is too late.

Thank you

If you like someone.............................Tell them before it is too late.

It is very easy to tell someone that you like them without any chance of rejection.
In any conversation between two people there is always some point when you make or they make a comment which you both laugh or smile at. At that point simply say, "hahaha I really like you" it is as simple as that.
No one is going to feel uncomfortable or reject you with that comment, and you never know they may just say "I like you too".
There is no nicer feeling than going to bed at night knowing that someone is thinking of you.
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Tony
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If you like someone.............................Tell them before it is too late.

There is a lot of truth in the saying "It is better to have loved and lost than not have loved at all"

If you like someone.............................Tell them before it is too late.

I have been on this and many other dating sites for a very long time now and have met a lot of different people.
Last week I met someone who I believe is my soul mate, I changed my status on facebook to "in a relationship". Since then I have been inundated with messages from people that I looked at as potential partners, but failed to pursue or be pursued by.
It seems that we always want what we can’t have.
So here is a simple message to you all. Make an effort, time is not on your side. Don’t be too inflexible.
If you like someone. Tell them,

RE: Mayan News Flash----Doomsday has been cancelled.

No the Neutrinos won't affect the Nuclear Weapons or Reactors.
(The resulting Earthquakes will set those off)laugh

Which in your opinion, is the best free dating site?

Nope, the only thing I see refers to advertising and this is a comparison.
However I did notice the first line of the Terms are "CONNECTINGSINGLES.COM IS FOR UNMARRIED ADULTS. YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND UNMARRIED TO USE THE CONNECTINGSINGLES.COM WEBSITE. " which means there are a lot of people on here that shouldnt be. lol

RE: Syria. Things are, and, will get more compicated.

No-one is going to get involved in Syria because there in no oil or heroine there.

Which in your opinion, is the best free dating site?

Because of the way the profiles are set up and question system on OKCupid, you get very few scammers. (but you will never know unless you try it)

RE: what do u think about asian girl ???

IMO They are much better lovers than Western girls, because they know how to treat a man.rolling on the floor laughing

Which in your opinion, is the best free dating site?

I think that for the least ammount of Scammers is OKCupid.com.
All suggestions are welcome.

RE: Mayan News Flash----Doomsday has been cancelled.


A paper will be published shortly to show that the danger will come if the neutrinos from the sun's solar flares (which in fact do have a mass albeit very small) interact adversly with radioactive materials at the Earths core. This research is kept out of the public domain at the moment but the danger (if proven) is very real.

RE: Mayan News Flash----Doomsday has been cancelled.

I do not believe in rumours, prophercies, or scare tactics. I only believe in facts.
The first flare erupted from the limb of the solar disc in active region 1515 on 6 July, and was classed as an X 1.1 flare. X-class flares are the most powerful type of solar flares, with M-class being slightly less powerful.
On 12 July, an X 1.4 flare was emitted from active region 1520, which first rotated into view on 6 July. The active region of sunspots stretched for around 300,000 kilometres across the solar surface. There was also a coronal mass ejection (CME) associated with the flare. The CMEs are much larger eruptions than the localised flares, and move towards Earth at a slower speed than the flares.
CMEs can impact the technological infrastructure on Earth, such as power generation as well as satellite functions in orbit. Their arrival also produces aurorae and astronomers have been on alert to search for and photograph the dancing green glows.
The Solar Terrestrial Relations Observatory (Stereo) B spacecraft measured the speed of the CME travelling to Earth to be around 1350 kilometres per second. The particles from the CME hit the Earth's atmosphere on the night of 14 July, and aurorae were reported at high latitudes. Since then, aurorae have also been seen further from the poles, and were visible in Scotland and northern England on the night of 15 July.
The 12 July flare is the sixth X-class flare of 2012, and it is likely that there will be many more to come.
The results of these flares although not widely admitted are having a serious effect on the Earths core and the Neutrinos which accompany these flares can prove to be extremely dangerous.

RE: Mayan News Flash----Doomsday has been cancelled.

The only problem is that if the world does end, I can't come and blow your stupid brains out for spreading false rumoursrolling on the floor laughing

STAY OUT OF THE SUN.

STAY OUT OF THE SUN. THE SOLAR FLARES HITTING THE EARTH ARE DANGEROUS.
I do not believe in rumours, prophercies, or scare tactics. I only believe in facts.
The first flare erupted from the limb of the solar disc in active region 1515 on 6 July, and was classed as an X 1.1 flare. X-class flares are the most powerful type of solar flares, with M-class being slightly less powerful.
On 12 July, an X 1.4 flare was emitted from active region 1520, which first rotated into view on 6 July. The active region of sunspots stretched for around 300,000 kilometres across the solar surface. There was also a coronal mass ejection (CME) associated with the flare. The CMEs are much larger eruptions than the localised flares, and move towards Earth at a slower speed than the flares.
CMEs can impact the technological infrastructure on Earth, such as power generation as well as satellite functions in orbit. Their arrival also produces aurorae and astronomers have been on alert to search for and photograph the dancing green glows.
The Solar Terrestrial Relations Observatory (Stereo) B spacecraft measured the speed of the CME travelling to Earth to be around 1350 kilometres per second. The particles from the CME hit the Earth's atmosphere on the night of 14 July, and aurorae were reported at high latitudes. Since then, aurorae have also been seen further from the poles, and were visible in Scotland and northern England on the night of 15 July.
The 12 July flare is the sixth X-class flare of 2012, and it is likely that there will be many more to come.
The results of these flares although not widely admitted are having a serious effect on the Earths core and the Neutrinos which accompany these flares can prove to be extremely dangerous.

RE: Short Jokes

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

RE: Greeting some one with a kiss, how many is OK ?

cheek to cheek, a kiss is too familiar unless you really know them well, or if she is really pretty and she lets you, a nice kiss on the lips, but if she is not that pretty then kiss her mouth (no tongue) instead lol
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Should Wolf-whistling be made illegal?

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Australia, isn't that the place where guys get married 'cos the Sheep can't cook?

I went there once, and when I arrived the immigration guy asked me if I had a criminal record?
I said "I didn't know you still needed one"

Should burning your country's flag be illegal?.

Dave, You forgot the most important one. Freedom to post here. Isn't it a wonderful world we live in rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Should burning your country's flag be illegal?.

And every time she does they raise the price of oil.rolling on the floor laughing

Should burning your country's flag be illegal?.

And now The Queen of England is shaking hands with a convicted terrorist Martin McGuinness.

Should burning your country's flag be illegal?.

Only because we need their money and they would probably win a war.
The same as we don't attack saudi arabia for their attitudes to women. We need their oil.

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