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RE: disastrous meet

So you...



...and immediately jumped on your computer to attack her publicly where you...




This easy math.

RE: the most popular dish in your region / country?

I ate that dish like that as a child Marfil.

It was introduced to me as "golumpkis"

RE: Men using umbrellas manly

No.

RE: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

That show is a spinoff of another show she was involved with called "Toddlers and Tiaras"

I dislike the concept of beaty pageants.

I despise the concept of beauty pageants for little girls.

I take serious issue with putting children in make up.

RE: Insomia

It's not my favorite thing, no.

RE: Less than 1% reply to massages

Good morning Jac...hug

RE: Insomia

Nascar is the world's best cure for insomnia.

It could make a coke-head nod off in a strip bar.

RE: Less than 1% reply to massages

Make them laugh they'll write you back.

RE: Name for dog.

Hairbomb?

Twitch?

Snakefood?

Yappyrat?


That's off the top of my head.

If you need more ideas just say so.

I'm here to help.

RE: Leave here the name of a sinner friend for prayers

My guilt is almost indescribable.

RE: Could You Live a Whole Day Without a Car?

Cars are for chics, and dudes that wear penny loafers.



...but yea, I could live without my truck for a day.

RE: Leave here the name of a sinner friend for prayers

Pray for me, for I have lust in my heart.


Every time I think I have beaten it, it just swells up again.

Yes there is much swelling, in my heart.

RE: i need girlfriend

Hiya Liebe.

RE: i need girlfriend

I'm not sure you're completely embracing the concept of a poll.

RE: real

I could probably find you a wife.

What's your budget?

RE: If you are "Not Single, Not Looking" Why do you have a profile on a DATING SITE???

No.


Now what?

RE: Women with tatoos

I think henna would count, yes.

RE: Women with tatoos

Maybe you could join temporarily to make sure it's a good fit.

It seems all you might need is a ballpoint pen and some inspiration.

RE: Women with tatoos

That's the idea, yea.

RE: Women with tatoos

If you start getting unfamiliar criminal urges be sure let me know.

I'd like to do some experimenting with their ciminalising effects. It'd be shame to have all these painted bandits wreaking havoc if all they needed was a bit of gauze and tape to behave correctly.

RE: Women with tatoos

When considering all that a woman is, losing interest in her because there's a picture drawn on her skin makes me wonder how much appreciation the now disinterested party had for women to start with.

RE: do you marry me

I'll marry you. I charge %19.95. You pay shipping and handling.

Who would you like me to marry you to?

Nuliii's got jokes, but I might be able to get you %5 off one of Boban's models.

If neither of those ideas appeal to you I could look around for a nice meth ho, but I ain't reimbursing you for lost or allegedly stolen valuables.

RE: confused

What's your mom like?

RE: Who viewed u last?

A scammer.

RE: What if she has a boyfriend?

He can take out the trash?

RE: If you were a musical instrument which would you be and why!

An organ?

...

RE: Soccer shouldn't be an Olympic Game Sport

Almost the whole wide world drinks cow juice too.

The world has poor taste.

RE: If you were candy, what would you be?

I'd be a Jolly Rancher,

green apple I think.

RE: I'm thinking of writing a cookbook for men

On the facing page...

Vegetarian hot dog chili.

4 hot dogs carrots-sliced
1 can chili beans
1 can kidney beans
1 tomato-diced
1 small onion- yup...diced

Throw in pan.
Heat on stove.

Eat.



Only 48 recipes to go..

RE: I'm thinking of writing a cookbook for men

Hot dog chili.


4 hot dogs-sliced
1 can chili beans
1 can kidney beans
1 tomato-diced
1 small onion- yup...diced


Throw in pan.
Heat on stove.

Eat.




I'm thinkin' 50, 15 minute 5 indgredient dishes.
With helpfull instructional pictures for things like can opening
and hot dog slicing.

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