Godsgift Forum Posts (10,040)

RE: What do you like on your toast?

Has to be Robertsons Thick Cut marmalade since Granny Godsgift popped her clogs back in the 80s She took the homemade marmalade secret to the grave!

RE: where to go in Ireland

Go to Larne...then the boat to Scotland!

RE: Benefit Fraud

Well, the latest I hear is that they are trying to reduce the minimum wage. They don't seem to have a clue what they are doing but are quite prepared to hit the less well off.

Don't get me wrong here. I know everybody has to take a hit. We can't have benefits 3 times that of our neighbours but why is corporation tax not touchable. It seens thet companies like Dell and Element 6 are pulling out anyway, so how about a stelth tax before they go. JMO

RE: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I knew much about relationships,I wouldn't be on here but I'm sure you've just been unlucky and as long as you keep trying I'm sure you'll get there. As we say in Scotland,"What's for ye will no go buy ye!"[If it's meant for you, it will happen]

Don't you dare hide your profile.You've done nothing wrong.

RE: I BET NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY MAKE LOVE TO SOMEBODY

Well, going by the diagram, it's similar to playing twister but I could swear that theres an odd number of legs in there. And I'm convinced that he didn't have a beard on the previous diagram. Good lord, if she's that hungry, someone should get her a bag of chips!

RE: I BET NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY MAKE LOVE TO SOMEBODY

As long as the pages aren't stuck together.

RE: I BET NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY MAKE LOVE TO SOMEBODY

OK, I've got the Haynes Manual....seems straight forward enough. OK...I don't have an organ, will an upright piano do? I think it's gonna be a bit of a squeeze though!

RE: giving up on finding love

YUP. Your confidence has been knocked and we're all a bit like that when we get older. I think that meeting some unknown woman in a pub may be to big a step if you have a gentle nature and you have the insecurity of unemployment too.

It's a bit easier if yoy know the lady for a while first. So you can stay on here and gradually get to know some girls through the threads OR join some club or other where there are women. Possibly amateur dramatics or better still, a bit of voluntary work. That will also give you something to put on your cv when things do pick up.

Remember, you're no longer a teenager so teenage chat up techniques won't work.

Anyhoos, I wish you well. There's quite a few in the same boat.

What Enriched Your Life?

Good Lord, My heart felt nostalgia and wwisdom is wasted on ye all! I dispair!

RE: Why are people so paranoid??

Tired of toxic people causing trouble on here.The site is called 'Connecting Singles,' not ,'Causing Contraversy.'

RE: Why are people so paranoid??

Remember to log off once there's nobody left on the site to argue with.

RE: Random Questions thread..

Abused. You've no idea! I see the Mistress every Saturday, and I've been a very naughty boy!

RE: Random Questions thread..

Two plain, one purl! Little do they know:

They seek him here, they seek him there
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere
Is he in heaven or is he in hell?
That demned elusive Pimpernel

RE: Random Questions thread..

Oh Jaysus...drunk, dragged to bed and abused again. Life is hell!

RE: Random Questions thread..

Be very careful! You know what happened to Marie Antoinette! Now where's me knitting?

RE: Random Questions thread..

WOW...no half measures with you. You are ruthless!

RE: Random Questions thread..

You did, you did but if someone comes in with a reasonable bread and butter pudding, you may have a fight on your hands!

RE: Random Questions thread..

You can make cheesecake! Will you marry me?

RE: The Bad Song Thread

In fairness, I think Cohen actually wrote the song. My daft sister wanted it played at my other sister's funeral. She things cos the song has the word Haleluia in it, it must be religeous. She just would not be told what the song was actually about. Mind you, she has the attention span of a goldfish and it was number one at the time.

RE: Random Questions thread..

Ok, can I have some Black Forrest Brioche please?

RE: Random Questions thread..

True if your life is one full of fighting and arguing.

RE: Random Questions thread..

Well they say, 'You can't have your cake and eat it.'


WHAT DO THEY MEAN PLEASE?

Also Marie Antoinette said, 'Let them eat cake!' Now that sounds quite nice to me...pass the black forrest gateau!

Again, please explain!

RE: Lost musical gems

Hi Skimpy.YUP, there seemed to be a lot of good stuff coming out at that time. Remember this one by Timbuk3:

RE: Lost musical gems

Hipsway : Ask The Lord

RE: most viewed video on youtube

Now don't you be casting aspersions on St.Michael. Next thing you'll be making derogetory comments about Daniel O'Donnel and Irish society wll collapse!

RE: oh my god i cant believe it

Jaysus...we've all been dumped again. I'm having abandonment issues already!

All the best to you. I knew you'd find someone. No more than you deserve.

RE: any single ladies

Get off the pity pot.

RE: any single ladies

Would you ever go off and grow a pair. Sorry bud but I've said this before and I'll say it again. If I was a girl I would expect you to have the guts to actually ask me out specifically and make me feel special. Your request comes out as being apathetic.Read it again yourself and imagine a girl had posted it. Would you like to go out with the person who wrote that. And then there's the second post, the pity pot.

Make yourself appear attractive to the girls. Now make the effort and make yourself vulnerable. Find a girl on here you fancy and mail her directly and ask her out rather than trying to put the risk on to her. You could be surprised at the result.Your dad should have sat you down years ago and told you this stuff. Forget the politically correct stuff. The most ardent feminist deep down would love to be rescued by a knight in shining armour.

RE: Anyone having trouble logging into FB?

Got into mine fine. Had trouble last week but that was down to probs with Eircom.

RE: the party on the 8th

You will enjoy every minute of it. You deserve it.