RE: Gorey dating

Something wrong here. Mark my words.

RE: Gorey dating

Nah. Read his profile. It's all wrong and this is his one and only post. SCAMMER

RE: Gorey dating

You're in entertainment! How much do you plan to charge for this event? Go and pay for a newspaper ad.Your profile is fooling nobody.

RE: kerrywoman

Oh I got the joke but I though Valentia was in Italy!doh

RE: Accident prone...

Well, 4 years ago, within 2 hours of landing at Malaga Airport in Spain, I found myself in a hospital 50 miles away with a craked pelvis and a smashed wrist having locked us all out of the house and fallen off a ladder trying to get back in. The pelvis got cracked by landing on the mobile phone in my trouser pocket and my wrist by the chunky watch I had bought the week before to go on holiday.

And why was the hospital 50 miles away...because the local hospital had been closed down after going on fire that morning!

Oh yes...the guy who had lent us the ladder, a born again Christian called Al had neglected to add that he had a spare key for the house which could have prevented the whole mess in the first place

And there are people on here who can verify that this is all true.

So, yup! I do believe I'm accident prone....it's funny now though!laugh

RE: kerrywoman

I don't have a clue where Valencia Island is but I don't think I need to!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: When was the last time you kissed someone?

Can one of ye sort my bunions if I turn up then?laugh

RE: When was the last time you kissed someone?

I'm havin a rare aul time over here in Glasgow.'Twas a pity I missed Saturday. Been out with 4 women in the lst week. One was my mother, one was my cousin and 2 were married friends of mine. But hey, they all count!rolling on the floor laughing How's you?bouquet I think I may be hijacking again!wave

RE: When was the last time you kissed someone?

I love you too!grin

RE: Hello all

Quite a few of them, 2 or 3 times a night!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: wondering

Sure is.We have each other!cheering

RE: what do i do about my car?

Too complicated when a trade in is involved with 2 sets of number plate changes and with new cars there's certificates of conformity and the like.

RE: what do i do about my car?

Listen, stop worrying. As long as the car has been repaired to manufacturer's standards, it doesn't matter whose number plate is on it. Just relax. The garage is more interested in keeping you as a customer buying a new car than they are in the state of the trade in. Their assessment of the value of your car comes out of a book, not from looking at the car. There is a lot more financial juggling goes on in the motor trade than I would care to admit. RELAX

RE: wondering

And not surprisingly, the success stories leave the site and we the wallflowers are left here alone!sad flower

RE: How to contact older man....

Discrimination or discernment. I'm responsible for the decisions I make and I wouldn't be inviting trouble into my life.

I'll bet your not on here looking for a manual worker.

RE: Love? On this?

Oh and as for the perfect relationship thing...well look at the divorce rate from conventional meeting.JMO

RE: Love? On this?

Because the wider you spread your net, the more likely you are to catch fish. The friendship and the forums show your personality which can attract people.

RE: How to contact older man....

And you are not looking for older men from your own country because............?dunno

RE: confusion

You can only give love I'm afraid. You can't make someone love you by behaving a certain way or telling them your innermost thoughts.

What I do know is that I can't have a relationship with someone else till I have one with me. I can't understand anybody else unless I understand me. I can't love someone else with all their faults, failings and blemishes until I do the same for me.

Otherwise I am only using these women to fill an inner emptiness and I am being both selfish and dishonest. When I thought I was looking for love I was actually looking for pity and freedom from loneliness.

As for giving love to another human being, well...I can't give what I don't have. And I ended up needing a great deal of help to sort that out and it didn't happen overnight.

Commit to yourself first my friend.hug

RE: love

I'm with you bud. ODAAT...Bob & Bill W. rock.dancing

RE: love

Oh, I think your trying to go back to days that never existed. I think 'twas always thus. I pine over the old days of steam railways. I suspect at that time someone was pining over the old days of the canal. And at that time someone was pining over the older days of the horse. There's more certainty in the past than the present or the future which are subject to change. JMO

RE: joke of the year here we go

Brilliant....I wasn't expecting the punchline!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: joke of the year here we go

1745 BC, what time does that get to the Four Courts then?laugh

RE: Comedy!

OK, and for the religeous amoung ye!

RE: aliens

Ach, send all these aliens back to Roswell where they belong! Nanoo Nanoo Mork calling Gilly69transport tinfoil hat

RE: Are there Really any Good Guys Left on this Planet??

Seems the good guys are spread to three corners of the world and the beatiful women are in the fourth!laugh

RE: Are there Really any Good Guys Left on this Planet??

Ah, a hug from a beautiful woman so far away. You've just made my day...God I'm so needy.laugh teddybear teddybear

RE: Are there Really any Good Guys Left on this Planet??

Sadly a lot of you girls like to court danger by going out with bad boys. Seems that the thing that attracts you is the same thing that hurts you. We teach people how to treat us.bouquet

RE: How to contact older man....

Ah, one foot in the grave and another on a banana skin no doubt. The sad thing is that I know men stupid enough to fall for this crap.doh

RE: Comedy!

Ah ye'll have a wee bit o Glasgow humour: By the way a teuchter is a highlander from the north of Scotland.

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