TurkishDelight Forum Posts (3,998)

Feeling Rotten.....

I was ..honest ...really ..hell who am I trying to convince you or me

Feeling Rotten.....

Little Miss Muffet sat on her Tuffet
Knickers all tattered and torn
Well it wasnt a spider that sat down beside her
It was Little Boy Blue with a

Feeling Rotten.....

It just might if I could see your face

Feeling Rotten.....

AW That has to be the worst joke ever T You can come up with better ones than that

Feeling Rotten.....

Pass a bucket will ya T
Give me one of your jokes or something cos need to keep my mind occupied

Feeling Rotten.....

I am ...unlike the men when they think the grim reaper is at the door when they have a sniffle I still get on with it

Feeling Rotten.....

Nope ..I am worse than a man when it comes to be feeling ill Need some TLC

Feeling Rotten.....

Thanks lads Feel awful, hate being like this

Feeling Rotten.....

Feel awful..could be doing with a hug or two even if they are virtual ones

RE: SOME COME AND GO BUT

Glad to have you back Lorraine

RE: Bad boys verses nice and reliable

Does this mean I get to matchmake

RE: Bad boys verses nice and reliable

Jaysus woman dont say that out loud..all the gold diggers will be out mailing her

RE: Bad boys verses nice and reliable

Are we getting these rooms for our Brafest

RE: Bad boys verses nice and reliable

I do anything to matchmake, you should know that by now

RE: Bad boys verses nice and reliable

Me thinks its Nita and Jack that need a room

RE: Bad boys verses nice and reliable

Have you found any yet

RE: Bad boys verses nice and reliable

Bad boys will break your heart and leave you wanting more if its the kind of guy your into..The nice guys are the best to have around cos if you fall out of lust, you still get to be friends with each other

MMMMMMMMM

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.
But there was a problem. Due to a curse placed on her by an old
witch, everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood and plastic; anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired.
What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt
in her hands, the curse will be broken and she will be cured." The king was overjoyed.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his
daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought a huge diamond, the hardest substance in the world. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told. She felt something hard. Though she turned red, she held it in her hand. And it did not melt!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
















They were M&M's, of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

(And just what did you think it was?)

RE: More Events

RE: More Events

Can I suggest Riverdance?



Tickets >
DRESS CIRCLE
€45.00 - €55.00

PARTERRE
€33.75 - €50.00

GRAND CIRCLE
€33.75 - €50.00

UPPER CIRCLE
€22.50 - €45.00
Maybe sometime in July?

RE: hiya im back

Welcome back Kaz

Having very weird issues going on here.....

And the other thing..it signs me out also after a short period of time, just as I am typing this its happening again...signing me in when I am def not doing it, havent even got the MSN on!!

Having very weird issues going on here.....

Has anyone , of late been having problems with MSN, mine has gone up the left for some strange reason..its signing me in automatically and the page layout has changed..you know the way your mug shot is on the right hand side of the screen and you can see the other person's Now all I have is a blue screen with a toolbar along the right side, cant see if the other person is typing a response or even if they are getting mine. Each time I turn my PC on, it happens automaticlly..any sugesstions..is it a possibility that I have pick up an imitation

RE: thanks so much

Hope you have a blast today

RE: Bad news for smokers

They would need to change the advertising that is geared towards enticing young people to smoke, its been going on since the 40's using the movies and then "gifts" as a lure to get people to smoke...does anyone remember the "Benson&Hedges" campaign about 10/15 years ago were you got cards in the pack and sent them off for rewards They need to change that concept first before the do such a sill thingh as removing the 10 pack..as Minx said....... they will only go ahead and buy the 20's anyway and split them

RE: Bad news for smokers

Your kidding me What sense is there in doing that

Hackers

Where is HotasHell and Losty when ya need them

Hackers

Sure looks like it..aint no men around to save a damsell in distress

Hackers

Where are the guys with the IT Knowledge when ya want them

Hackers

Any one having a problem with attempts with Hackers on their system tonight? I am having laods but dont know what to do about it,,any suggestions?