Do you wanna feel good, wanna laugh and play? (let's laugh and play) Wanna have some fun, throw your blues away? (your blues away) Are you feelin' sad? Got a problem? - Here's the cure (we got the cure.) Do the chicken dance; make you happy for sure. Reach out your arms and swing your partner. Make like a bird and try to fly. Come on out there you hens and roosters. Just hook your arms now, and don't be shy. Hey you're in the swing You're cluckin' like a bird. (Pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck.) You're flappin' your wings. Don't you feel absurd. (No, no, no, no.) It's a chicken dance, like a rooster and a hen. (Ya, ya, ya, ya.) Flappy chicken dance; let's do it again. Relax and let the music move you. Let all your inhibitions go. Just watch your partner whirl around you. We're havin' fun now; I told you so. Now you're flappin' like a bird and you're wigglin' too. (I like that move.) You're without a care. It's a dance for you. (Just made for you.) Keep doin' what you do. Don't you cop out now. (Don't cop out now.) Gets better as you dance; Catch your breath somehow. Reach out your arms and swing your partner. Make like a bird and try to fly. Come on out there you hens and roosters. Just hook your arms now, and don't be shy. Now we're almost through, really flying high (bye, bye, bye, bye.) All you chickens and birds, time to say goodbye (to say goodbye.) Goin' back to the nest, but the flyin' was fun (oh it was fun.) Chicken dance is the best, but the dance is done.
You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground, And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round. And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest, His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue, She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22. They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic, But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week.
They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart," And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart. He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best," She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."
That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man, Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van. He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread, And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head.
She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right, You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night." He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way, And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day.
Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door, It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four. And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course, And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.
Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr) And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.
Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand, He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man." "Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied, "And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."
Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun, They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun. But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned, And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand.
Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart, And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart. And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust, Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.
Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die, And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky. Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned, And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land.
But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married Ted, But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed. Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate? Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?
They won't forget Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
Fr,Jack I am just gonna have to sit by your side and tell all these Lasses what a fine man you are.. better let me do the talking when we get them in the convent again...
Would ya stop All men and women are head wreckers if you let them, just make sure you have a helmet on when you involved so that you can dodge the game playing
Sing a song with words on how you feel tonight
Was that not Phil Colins who sang that or aam I having a blonde moment here