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Sing a song with words on how you feel tonight

Was that not Phil Colins who sang that confused or aam I having a blonde moment heregrin

Sing a song with words on how you feel tonight

Here is one for ya Jack rolling on the floor laughing
Now name that tune in 7rolling on the floor laughing

Do you wanna feel good,
wanna laugh and play? (let's laugh and play)
Wanna have some fun,
throw your blues away? (your blues away)
Are you feelin' sad?
Got a problem? - Here's the cure (we got the cure.)
Do the chicken dance;
make you happy for sure.
Reach out your arms and swing your partner.
Make like a bird and try to fly.
Come on out there you hens and roosters.
Just hook your arms now, and don't be shy.
Hey you're in the swing
You're cluckin' like a bird. (Pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck.)
You're flappin' your wings.
Don't you feel absurd. (No, no, no, no.)
It's a chicken dance,
like a rooster and a hen. (Ya, ya, ya, ya.)
Flappy chicken dance;
let's do it again.
Relax and let the music move you.
Let all your inhibitions go.
Just watch your partner whirl around you.
We're havin' fun now; I told you so.
Now you're flappin' like a bird
and you're wigglin' too. (I like that move.)
You're without a care.
It's a dance for you. (Just made for you.)
Keep doin' what you do.
Don't you cop out now. (Don't cop out now.)
Gets better as you dance;
Catch your breath somehow.
Reach out your arms and swing your partner.
Make like a bird and try to fly.
Come on out there you hens and roosters.
Just hook your arms now, and don't be shy.
Now we're almost through,
really flying high (bye, bye, bye, bye.)
All you chickens and birds,
time to say goodbye (to say goodbye.)
Goin' back to the nest,
but the flyin' was fun (oh it was fun.)
Chicken dance is the best,
but the dance is done.

Sing a song with words on how you feel tonight

I still dorolling on the floor laughing

Sing a song with words on how you feel tonight

Just for you Jackie me boyotip hat

You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue,
She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22.
They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic,
But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week.

They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,
And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head.

She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."
He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way,
And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.

Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr)
And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."

Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun.
But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned,
And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand.

Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart.
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust,
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky.
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,
And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land.

But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married Ted,
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?

They won't forget Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeee)
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Sing a song with words on how you feel tonight

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Sing a song with words on how you feel tonight

Oh noooo! please no westlife grin

Sing a song with words on how you feel tonight

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Livin alone
I think of all the friends Ive known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobodys home

All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself
Dont wanna live
All by myself anymore

Hard to be sure
Some times I feel so insecure
And love so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself
Dont wanna live
All by myself anymore

buddies buddies buddies buddies

RE: Going on a date.....

cheering you go girl!! Good luck for tonight, simply relax, and sit back as if you havent a care in the world even though you are trembling in your boots..

dancing elephant dancing

RE: new emoticons

Click on the link that T put on this thread, copy it, paste it into your browser and it will take you to the new format of Csprofessor

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gnite T

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dancing dance dancing

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Navel gazing again were werolling on the floor laughing

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This blodie was stillon the old style pagedancing

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You are a gentelman ...compared to somecowboy

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What was that you saidtongue blah

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Wonder can I copy n Paste..nope wont let me frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated

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Ah1 That is soo not faircrying I cant have any crying

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frustrated frustrated frustrated Def nothing on mine cant find it anywhere ...I want a dancin efalump crying

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Not on mine moping

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what new emoticonsconfused none on mineblues

How Long

Anything for you Jack bowing

How Long

Fr,Jack I am just gonna have to sit by your side and tell all these Lasses what a fine man you are.. better let me do the talking when we get them in the convent again...batting

How Long

Should answer me own threadblushing
Have been on the site since Nov and met 1 on here, and still seeing him grin

How Long

Have you been on the site and has it been successful dunno

How many dates have you been on since you joineddunno

Any ?

LetterKenny is a great spot had a ball in in last summer, but looking somewhere a little bit hotter where I can leave my Cardi at homelaugh

Any ?

Has anyone got reconmendations for weekend city breaks awaydunno

RE: One for the girls

head banger Hell YEAH!!!peace

RE: Dublin Get-Together, April 28, at The Dandelion Bar

I will let you know for Def that I am coming by Thursday..is that Okdunno Have my name down to ensure my place at the tablegrin

RE: Just wondering who is single and who is taken

Would ya stoprolling on the floor laughing All men and women are head wreckers if you let them, just make sure you have a helmet on when you involved so that you can dodge the game playingroll eyes

RE: Just wondering who is single and who is taken

Bridget Jones is back in the building...Single and enjoying itcheering

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