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RE: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED

You have heard nothing yet

RE: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED

Bless me Father for I have sinned
Its been a century since my last confession
I need absoulution for...............

RE: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED

Bet you only wear your collar and nothing else when you go clubbing

RE: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED

Best wear your collar when you go a roaming The site of aclooar can be a glimpse of the forbidden

RE: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED

Nah...more like that scene in Grease where Vince sings to Frenchie about being a beauty school drop out Now dont tell anyone that I told you this but in the ladies there is an entire team of counsellors, beauticians and even a priest to give absoulutions for their..........

RE: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED

They disappear into the big cloud in the sky called MSN

RE: big rows!!!

I am worse than a shark following the scent of blood..only in this case it might be the scent of possible love..I love trying to match make

RE: big rows!!!

polite cough....Do we need a chaperone folks

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Tess, he is gonna make me cry...those flippin Womble songs I can see them in front of me singing that song...SAVE ME

RE: big rows!!!

I am sorry Really and truly I am I really mean it, think swearing is terrible.....wont do it again.....





















Bloody Damn Good to swear once in a while

RE: big rows!!!

I feel a curse coming on........I really mean it........I cant help myself It coming...please forgive me for I shall sin tonight

Oh sweet divine jesus I cant help myself...its coming.......be sealed my lips and do not bring forth the expletive that I am about to utter................






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I cant get that F***ing womble song out of my flipping head

RE: big rows!!!

MAy I reiterate WHAT DID I DO!

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Underground, Overground, Wombling Free,
The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.
Making good use of the things that we find,
Things that the everyday folks leave behind.

Uncle Bulgaria,
He can remember the days when he wasn't behind The Times,
With his map of the World.
Pick up the papers and take them to Tobermory!

Wombles are organized, work as a team.
Wombles are tidy and Wombles are clean.
Underground, Overground, wombling free,
The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we!

People don't notice us, they never see,
Under their noses a Womble may be.
We womble by night and we womble by day,
Looking for litter to trundle away.

We're so incredibly, utterly devious
Making the most of everything.
Even bottles and tins.
Pick up the pieces and make them into something new,
Is what we do!


WHAT?! WHAT DID I DO?!

RE: big rows!!!

(whistling)
Here's a little song i wrote,
you might want to sing it note for note,
don't worry, be happy

in every life we have some trouble,
when you worry you make it double
don't worry, be happy

dont worry be happy now
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
aint got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and took your bed,
don't worry, be happy

the landlord say your rent is late,
he may have to litagate,
dont worry (small laugh) be happy,

look at me im happy,
don't worry, be happy

i give you my phone number,
when your worried, call me,
i make you happy

don't worry, be happy

aint got no cash, aint got no style,
aint got no gal to make you smile
but don't worry, be happy

cos when you worry, your face will frown,
and that will bring everybody down,
so don't worry, be happy

don't worry, be happy now...

don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy

now there this song i wrote
i hope you you learned it note for note
like good little children

dont worry be happy

listen to what i say
in your life expect some trouble
when you worry you make it double
dont worry be happy
be happy now

dont worry, be happy
dont worry, be happy
dont worry, be happy
dont worry, be happy
dont worry
dont worry be happy
don't worry, don't worry, don't do it,
be happy,put a smile on your face,
don't bring everybody down like this

don't worry, it will soon pass whatever it is,
don't worry, be happy,
i'm not worried


Lets everyone sing along ...all together now.............

RE: big rows!!!

you startin a row








You is

RE: big rows!!!

And what is wrong with my song It a very nice song....



its brilliant....







Its catchy





It sticks in your bloody head and will never leave

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such is life...no worries....be happy...feel like a song coming on....how does it go...no worries be happy now,doooo doo,do no worries be happy now hummming now

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OOH Yep, it was

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Aww sweetheart..... Must be something in the air today

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Dang it!! I knew I forgot something when I pushed you in...your lead Long Johns

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Love is in the air The chicks get all hugs from the other honey's on site and none from the men

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You wore her out Father Jack...m,aybe Tess and I should have done a Kate Winslet to get you to Come baaaaaaaack Jack Come baaaaaaaack Dont forget to do that in a very husky frozen to the bone with bad acting thrown in type of voice

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I do my best

RE: love

Night Folks,pleasant dreams..mine are wrecked, will have the Wombles for company tonight

RE: love

Have you a bit of an S&M thing going on there,,,must like a lot of pain..............













Oh yeah, sure your on a Dating site....I forgot

RE: love

If it floats your boat ..........sure why not

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Well I had to ask, cos he seems passionate about it Maybe I need a bit of religion in me tonight

RE: love

Are you a bit of a "God Squad" kind of chappie

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Not even shillings or a 2bob bit in there , reckon you have the currency of the romans

RE: love

I have one