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I WANT FLOWERS TODAY

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I WANT FLOWERS TODAY

There is an awful shortage of flowers happening here, only have 6 so far

I WANT FLOWERS TODAY

Happy Valentines Day Tess, Sweet dreams

I WANT FLOWERS TODAY

Hello Dude, did you not know that "Virtual flowers" dont die or give you hay fever

I WANT FLOWERS TODAY

Flowered you

I WANT FLOWERS TODAY

I WANT FLOWERS TODAY

I WANT FLOWERS TODAY

WAAAAAA I dont have any flowers, will someone give me some

RE: Anyone join me????

And my feet dont smell














maybe they do...........of mint footcream that you are going to put on to revive me

RE: Anyone join me????

Now me stockings are off...how much did you put in that blasted drink

RE: Anyone join me????

Are ya mad giving me alcohol Charly you will never get rid of me now ...as a begin to dribble removing my shoes

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Where is my milk Charly

RE: Anyone join me????

I know this sounds a bit weak Can I have an Ice cold glass Milk charly...cant hold me alcohol...after 2 I would be naked in a corner like a dribbling fool

RE: If you won ......

1. Shoes
2. More shoes
3. And even more shoes

RE: If You Could Have......

1. To be careful in what I wish for
2. To be content in life
3... unlimited access to buy all the shoes I want

RE: Hot vs Nice, which would you go for?

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RE: valintine

"you will find that i am right you probly do" ..... Eh NO! dont agree with that point.

"i wouldnt even send a card i have better things to spend money on but not valintines cards".....What would you spend your money on then?, and who said that you have to spend to enjoy Valentines...I didn't

What songs will you play on Valentines day on your station

RE: valintine

Not everyone agrees with your sentiments regarding Valentine's Day, for some, its a day when they can express to their loved ones how they feel, especially if they are a shy person.Its a day of new beginings for some couples, a day of marriage proposals, a day of sharing something very special with someone else. You dont need to spend money, just spending time together can be enough.


Valentine's day is not all about money Its about celebrating love, not just about being part of a couple. You do not have to be in love with another to celebrate the day..you can give a stranger a flower to brighten up their lives, you can send a card, even a homemade one to put a smile on another person's face.
You are too focused on getting a reward for your efforts, love is for giving ...not receiving..

RE: Ever Wonder???

We get into a selfish way of living as each month/year passes. we create routines for ourselves and a lifestyle that revolves around our singledom.

A Man's Prayer

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the drycleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,folded laundry,bathed the kids, and put them to bed.At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,Lord,I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." Amen.
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night!

Granny's Kitchen

Well ,daughter do want fairy cakes pet

Granny's Kitchen

Do you want Jam and butter on it pet

Granny's Kitchen

Ok, childers,read this in your best granny voice Now that you are all back at school and your freezing your wee bums off on that long walk in your short trousers and the spud in yer pocket to keep ye warm...
Hop into the kitchen and tell Granny what you did today..even if you were up to no good, Saints preserve me...do I really want to know

RE: valetiens nite what ru up?

I will be in London with a certain Cat in a Hat

RE: Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Tessie, hope its a good one

RE: What makes YOU smile...What makes your day?

The sound of his voice when I wake
His presence beside me as a do normal things
The gentle touch of his hand in mine
As we stand side by side sharing ...he makes me smile

RE: WOULD YOU LIVE WITH A SNORER? WITH NO CURE!

Have to admit I have woken myself from my sleep with my snores At least I dont disco dance in my sleep like some

RE: WOULD YOU LIVE WITH A SNORER? WITH NO CURE!

Hi Yvonne
Skaterle says I snore I know i dont, never heard myself

RE: WOULD YOU LIVE WITH A SNORER? WITH NO CURE!

Snoring not a problem if I get to sleep before him It could be worse, he could have a bum like a machine gun that goes rat-a-tat-tat all night long

RE: give the person above you a new profile name..................

Angelic