TurkishDelight Forum Posts (3,998)

RE: what bout a trip to london?

No it aint, cos I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

RE: what bout a trip to london?

I'm going and it aint with the girls

RE: who's taken & who's still single

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RE: who's taken & who's still single

ok thread being hijacked again
I'm still single

Hello Everyone

Whats with the cookies? and thank you all for the warm welcome

Hello Everyone

Do he ever show himself?

Hello Everyone

thank you for the warm welcome
and tell me are there any decent guys who are not liars or married on here cos there seems to be a considerable amount on the other sites

Hello Everyone

Just wanted to say hello and introduce myself
Has anyone met any nice guys on here?

RE: Victorias Secret or Anne Summers???

Agent Provaceter just does it for me especially.......

RE: Victorias Secret or Anne Summers???

Skate you are a that is a very nice site indeed

RE: jokes

Ian Paisley, as we all know adores the queen and the queen mother, he loved them so much, that he has a picture of each on either side of his bed.
Each night he would give his "girls a wee kiss and say goodnight.
Well his wife Eileen was getting sick and tired of the girls getting their kisses and she got none.So she took action, went to a tattoo parlour and got a tat of the "girls" done.
That night when the Big Ian went to bed, he discovered his "girls were gone!! While he shouted and roared, Eileen threw back the covers on the bed, "Big Man I have something for you, have a wee look", and by god did Big Ian get bigger for on the inside on Eilleen 's right thigh, there was an image of the Queen Mum and on the left the Queen herself!! Big Ian bent down and kissed the Queen Mum saying goodnight mam, he kissed the queen and bid her goonight.
As Eileen waited with bated breath her thighs all a quiver, Big Ian leaned back and said to poor Eilleen










"I'll be damned if I kiss Gerry Adams!!!!!"

RE: Ice skating

Have a great time folks...would love to be there but alas other committments

Hope there arent too many sore bums tomorow

RE: Totaly free and still so few !!!

I am
Here for the craic

RE: Totaly free and still so few !!!

Not my day didnt see the joke

RE: Totaly free and still so few !!!

If you dont want to meet someone why go on a dating site

RE: Totaly free and still so few !!!

Welcome to the Forums Get stuck in and you will never know what will happen, you might even meet someone here

RE: Totaly free and still so few !!!

Hi Lilou
Nah Druss doenst complain too much He just a witty guy

RE: how did you pick your user name

Mine I believe speaks for itself - LOVE choccies especially from Bruge

RE: Place your Jokes or Funny Stories

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RE: The Confession Box

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RE: Problems with Neighbors

Music all day long going thump! thump! thump! I can feel the beat through my feet So , now, I turn mine on, full blast with speakers turn to their place.....all day
For some strange reason it has stopped ...wonder why

RE: What's on your mind (Let's give it another go, shall we?)

I did it I sorted it out

RE: Why do men ignore big beautiful women

RE: Why do men ignore big beautiful women

Who do you now skips profiles? Or is that an assumption based on your feelings

Just being curious as this subject intriques me. Women are their own worst enemy sometimes, particulary when they focus to much on how they look inside of who they are

RE: Why do men ignore big beautiful women

RE: A good read.... :)

I am not a mushy huggy kind of person

But have got to say

That was lovely

RE: How would you feel if Somechick (Anna) showed interest in you? (Men Only Please)

If I may say...I have no desire to offend

Chick...A lesson I learned in life..its a waste of time...

Explaining or complaining...so do waste your breathe trying to explain yourself to those who have not earned that privilege from you, you dont owe it to anyone

RE: Do you admire and like someone here on CS?

There are so many..were would a person start

There are ladies and gents who I see as ...

They open their hearts and minds to others in time of need
They open their minds to others way off thinking
They speak up on the behalf of those who are not able to defend themselves for one reason or another
They appluad and celebrate life and love, no matter if they have been burned

Actully, when you think about it, there are some down right bloody amazing people on here

RE: What's on your mind (Let's give it another go, shall we?)

Not much let on my mind..my brains will be scattered across the screen befoire the night is out....damn thing keeps going on the blink

RE: Happy Birthday Robbie ..

Hey Big Fella...Happy Birthday You auld tart