TurkishDelight Forum Posts

Apr 19, 2007

RE: Just wondering who is single and who is taken

Taken

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May 26, 2007

RE: What would you do if you won the Euromillions.... be honest..!

How much do you think property goes for over here

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Apr 17, 2007

RE: What would you do if you won the Euromillions.... be honest..!

MMM Let me see...
A cabin in Alaska
A cabin in the Mournes
A cabin in Donegal
A villa in Portuga,Italy,Spain,
A condo in Japan
A Hut in Thailand
An apartment in Boston and one in Chicago

and the rest.....shoes

oops forgot the lingerie

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: BREAKING nEWS

Night Jack

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: BREAKING nEWS

Glory is like a circle in the water,
Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,
Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught.

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: BREAKING nEWS

You do realise we will never hear the end of it

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: BREAKING nEWS

you are shamless

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: BREAKING nEWS

Congratulations

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: the wedding

Ah! so the air shall be tinge with the flames from yuor Lovely red hair and the

of your fair face as you get all hot and bothered slowly slipping the brides dress up to place the garter....

but alas. you shall see nothing..

for I have sewn her Knickers to to top of her stockings...the jezibel wanted to wear stockings

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: the wedding

dont forget to make it blue...the garter I mean not the air around you with your lustful thoughts

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: the wedding

Sure I am a woman afterall...I can multi-task

I'lll embroider the beads on when you walking up the aisle

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: Tessie's Wedding is on

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: Tessie's Wedding is on

aye...me

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: Tessie's Wedding is on

Kneel before me Mere Mortal ...didnt anyone tell you God was a woman

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: Tessie's Wedding is on

Hope to God thats married to the church there Father and not to a mortal being

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: Tessie's Wedding is on

Can I make the dress

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: Tessie's Wedding is on

You cheated Jack

You got the bloody last word

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: Good Friday

Reckon its you thats not focusing

I asked "How long" will Jim be over for

jeeees

theses men cant multi-task at all

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: Good Friday

Hi Mam...how you getting on, have you gotten the all clear yet with your chest

How long will Jim be over for?

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: Good Friday

Mammy will you tell him I dont drink , he gonna make me

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMYYY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK picking on me

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Apr 3, 2007

RE: Good Friday

If I get to be host all you lot will get is a glass of milk.. no

on the holy day

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OPMar 29, 2007

try this on for size!

Can you name four days which start with the letter "T"?

how about this one then

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OPMar 29, 2007

try this on for size!

AWWW Lola your just to damn smart

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OPMar 29, 2007

try this on for size!

Go on try it out

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OPMar 29, 2007

try this on for size!

Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start again without going any further.

This is this puzzle
This is is puzzle
This is how puzzle
This is to puzzle
This is keep puzzle
This is an puzzle
This is idiot puzzle
This is busy puzzle
This is for puzzle
This is forty puzzle
This is seconds! puzzle

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Mar 28, 2007