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RE: Say something anything to anyone .. someone ..

I want to sleep...cantfrustrated

RE: How would you feel if Somechick (Anna) showed interest in you? (Men Only Please)

I was being nicelaugh

Me + Not being nice = they were a lot of auld spiteful b**** that did that , whoever they are. Wouldnt you think they had something better to do than thatdunno

RE: Morning Coffee

Would coffee help me to keep foot in mouth my feet are getting sore from doing it all daylaugh

RE: Say something anything to anyone .. someone ..

doh doh doh doh

frustrated frustrated I did it again..jesus I cant believe that...oh my gawd...I am blushing looking for the biggest hole

Oh sweet mother of god....doh doh doh

RE: Say something anything to anyone .. someone ..

doh Swill roll...daydream Nope

Rollin the hay

RE: Say something anything to anyone .. someone ..

Swiss roll

RE: Say something anything to anyone .. someone ..

I went to cool my jets before I tore into someonelaugh Goodness I was in a mood that eveninguh oh I had to put my profile on hold so that my hands wouldnt let the tongue let rip..if you know what I meanlaugh

RE: How would you feel if Somechick (Anna) showed interest in you? (Men Only Please)

Only jealousy , me thinksdunno

RE: Say something anything to anyone .. someone ..

Roll on Fridayapplause applause applause

RE: Who in the world are these people .....

Same hereconfused dunno anybody..me being nosy and alllaugh laugh Goodness this new format takes a while to get used to, I spend more time trying to find a thread than posting on itlaugh

RE: Churchs bloopers, we can always count on them....when needing a laugh....lol

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.Sounds familiarlaugh

RE: Questions That Really Need Answers . . .

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?confused Often wondered that myselflaugh

Bill Gates advises..

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.


Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try de-lousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you agree, pass it on.
If you can read this - Thank a teacher!

conversing

RE: What Is The Last Movie......

That new movie with Brad Pitt...fantastic watching, very strnage ending...makes you think

For Ducks sake..........

Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on . very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.


St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
Man replies I don’t know about you but I stepped on a duck

RE: where u want to be in this moment?

daydream

RE: where was the most fun you had while dating

I went shoe shopping on my first date with...laugh The shoes I wore were killing me, he got some shock when I took them offlaugh

RE: What color are you wearing today/tonight?

Oooooooooo so you visit those sitestongue for shoes thengrin

RE: I want the biggest_____________-

I want the biggest..............most romantic, Scarlet O'Hara/Rhett Butler style of kisskiss

RE: Homelessness

"I was you last week"

RE: What color are you wearing today/tonight?

Black jeans with black 6"heels and grey top

RE: What Is The Last Movie......

Kingdom of Heaven great movie...didnt hurt much watching Orlando Bloomlaugh Fab scenerywow

Lid Opener

Nope, but a brilliant answer any ways...all I can say is Wow, It took at lot for you to do such a noble deedhandshake

Maybe I should explain more when I create these threadslaugh

When I created this I was thinking about those folks who come into anothers life and change is for the better, they do all the hard workroll eyes Polishing all the rough edges away with the others pesonality for they see the potenial within...and end up alone for the "Golden one" has now realised that life is so good and move onto an upgraded version.

Another way of looking at it..educating another, encouraging them to be who they were meant to be, for them to walk away.. you opened the "lid of life" for themdunno

Lid Opener

Are you onedunno
Do you see the gloss underneath the dross, and encourage a person to reach their full potential,only for them to do so with anotherdunno

Are you KnightMaiden in shining Armour?

Same as that eejit relative of mine, he believed that Irish women would take him for eveything he had, so didnt date. He waited till he went to Thailand, he is 40yr,btwroll eyes Before he was in his first relationshiproll eyes

Now 6 months later he hasnt a pot to p*** in, so she is over here, no money and with an eejit, all because he wanted to "save" herroll eyes

Are you KnightMaiden in shining Armour?

Bet he didnt have one from his homelanddunno

RE: Salty Coffee Love Story

wave Lovely story, even brought the romanitic out of me...just for the length of time it took to read itlaugh

Are you KnightMaiden in shining Armour?

doh Those who seek your interest...are they trying to "save" you

Are you KnightMaiden in shining Armour?

Aye... those who your interest are they trying to be your Knightdunno

RE: How do you know you found the right guy/girl?

Sometimes all it is ..is a leap of faith..simple I know, but sometimes the best things in life are

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