I bit into a piece of Velveeta cheese when I was 15 and a sewing needle went thru the roof of my mouth.... Needless to say... I spent the night in Emerg!!!!
A friend at work found a piece of skin in her yogurt. We had it analyzed in the lab, and it was skin... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Grammar Rules for the Unenlightened Or: How to Write Good
Don't use no double negatives.
Don't never use no triple negatives.
Stamp out and eliminate redundancy.
Avoid cliches like the plague.
All generalizations are bad.
Take care that your verb and subject is in agreement.
A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.
Anarchy should be the law. Corollary: I will establish democracy by dictatorial decree.
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Down with categorical imperatives.
Avoid those run-on sentences that just go on, and on, and on, they never stop, they just keep rambling, and you really wish the person would just shut up, but no, they just keep going, they're worse than the Energizer Bunny, they babble incessantly, saying absolutely nothing, for no reason, but they think the more they write the better, and these sentences, they just never stop, they go on forever if you understand what I mean.
Nobody has a right to his opinion.
Never contradict yourself always.
Good people like I are never self-righteous.
You should never use the second person.
The passive voice should never be used.
When dangling, watch your participles.
Never go off on tangents, which are lines that intersect a curve at only one point and were discovered by Euclid, who lived in the sixth century, which was an era dominated by the Goths, who lived in what we now know as Poland. Excessive use of exclamation points can be disastrous!!!!!
Remember to end each sentence with a period
Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
Don't use question marks inappropriately?
Don't be terse.
Don't obfuscate your theses with extraneous verbiage.
Never use that totally cool, radically groovy out-of-date slang.
Stop calling me immature or I'll tell on you.
Keep your ear to the grindstone, your nose to the ground, take the bull by the horns of a dilemma, and stop mixing your metaphors.
Avoid those abysmally horrible, outrageously repellent exaggerations.
Avoid any awful anachronistic aggravating antediluvian alliterations.
HOLY COW... If she cannot 'slow' it down a notch, then I'd move on... If she's that 'desperate' to get married, then that sounds like trouble to me! What ever happened to getting to know someone. Heck, yer not even divorced yet! JEEZ!!!
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your name, plus izzle): karizzle 3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME (first initial of first name, first three of your last): Krip
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Purple Puppy
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born): Lynn Kentville
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ripkarmac
7. SUPERHERO NAME (favorite color, favorite drink): Purplecooler
8. IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): aplarda
9. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother &father's middle name): Fronia Frank
I'm Karel (Pronounced Karelle)... Why didn't my parents spell it that way? WHO NOZEEEEEEEEEEE? Probably to have me go thru life so I'd be called Carol, Karen, Karl.... everything but the right thing...just to drive me ... Banananananananananananananaaaassss!!!!!
RE: To you
CONGRATS... You make a Sweet COUPLE!!!!