Miguel de Cervantes (Born 1548 (day unknown); died 23 April 1616) was one of the greatest Spanish knights of the 16th century, most known for his legendary combat with and loss to Don Quijote de la Mancha.
After his humiliating defeat, he wrote a book full of lies against Quijote. The Spanish Inquisition then arrested him, accusing him of heresy and crimes against humanity. However, his fellow Sancho Pansa quickly rescued him, after which he started a prosperous career as a knight biographer.
From 1534 to 1571 Miguel de Cervantes was personally instructed by martial artist Jackie Chan to master the entire list of weapons that don't exist, but should, at King Arthur's Knight Summer School. Cervantes passed his final test with honors after beating the whole Spanish Invisible Armada. He was then accepted to join the.... Wow Square Table's Knights.
After his retirement, Cevantes spent the rest of his life with his family in Madrid.
Some people believe that hidden in Don Quijote is a plan to dominate the world. If you buy the unrated version of Don Quijote's Secret (a book only available in Timbuktu) you will find an unseen episode of the turbine windmills. "They are riding, Sancho, Therefore we are barking”… Don Quijote
Don Quijote's final secret was that his name was actually spelled "Don Quixote". It is still pronounced the same way, or didn't you gringos know that?
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they're lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and she asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it for you?"
The guy says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."....
Bogart_1960 Forum Posts (10,012)
well...As Old George once said, "people are often misquoted on the internet.",,,
nice try, lovenaut...
RE: kiwi fruit
so, did you find similarities?... both are somewhat attractive..