You know the type. Maybe you don't. So let me explain.
She leaves stuff lying around. Food, clothes, dishes, cigarette butts. Never puts anything away where it belongs. The kitchen's a mess. The bedroom is worse.
I'm constantly picking up after her and it's causing me grief. Okay, I'll admit it. I'm somewhat a clean and neat freak.
But it's interesting spending a weekend with a woman and you really feel like you're part of the Odd Couple. I'm Felix, she's Oscar.
So here's my question.
Why are women such slobs?
I can hear the answers now. It's not just women. It's people. Wrong. A lot of women are total pigs.
I know. I dated one. She wouldn't let me near her kitchen. The sink was full. I almost pulled a muscle trying to lift my foot as it stuck to the floor.
So, God made Adam. Adam was walking around one day and realized that he was lonely, so he asked God for a companion.
God said, "I can make a woman for you. She will cook and clean and do everything you ask her to. She will wait on you hand and foot. She will be so beautiful that you won't be able to take your eyes off of her.
TrueNorthMan7 Forum Posts (1,096)
The slob factor
That's what I like to hear.Okay, I've read your resume.
You sound like a fine potential candidate. Now, we need to spend a little time together to get to know one another better.
Deal?
I think we have a solid basis for a ... for a....?