TrueNorthMan7 Forum Posts (1,096)

Such a deal

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Just remember this...........

Yeah, exactly, the NUMBER is miniscule.

For sure.

The tabloids and celeb idolatry is just a symptom, though.

RE: Favorite meal combinations.

Have a few drinks, dim the lights.

It's not that much of a stretch

Just remember this...........

NO!!

You're not miniscule.

Just a different take on things.

I just put it out there.

Please don't be offended.

Such a deal

Jimmy don't feel bad, man!

We've all overpaid -- and more than few times.

I hate it when people tell me they paid less, too.

But these are beauts. Art deco design. The outer shell has holes of varying sizes. the inner flask is a silver mauve tone.

Can't wait to use them. Tonight.

Such a deal

Sure, a Stoli.

How do you make it?

Just remember this...........

Okay, Jayne, it's measurable .........because it's so miniscule that it can't be measured.

I know that's not what you meant.

Just remember this...........

Sure go ahead

But it's the truth, honey and you know it

Such a deal

So today between cranking out brilliant words of wisdom and shining beacons of knowledge, I realized I don't own a martini shaker.

Wally World was all out, so was Zellers, so I called Home Outfitters.

Oh they them alright. $40 each and sorry, that's a bit rich for even my blood. Okay, I'm a cheapskate.

So the sales lady informs me these gorgeous stainless steel shakers are on clearance.

Guess for how much???

Guess? Come on?

Whoever gets it right gets a martini of their choice on the house.

Just remember this...........

90 per cent of people don't care about your problems


AND

10 per cent are glad you have them

RE: Favorite meal combinations.

Having char-b-qued back ribs, baked spuds, fresh salad.

And for starters, my own cosmo martini-- ooooooohhh baby

I can cook

I'll make somebody a fine toy-boy someday ---

RE: What's new??

It's funny --- well no --- how the ex's lawyer's letter never get lost, though.

RE: why cant people be themselves?

Well, let's say you want to write a cheque or use a credit card in somebody elses name.

It wouldn't be smart to be yourself.

Because, then, how would you get the money?

That's another reason people can't be themelves.

RE: What is Love ?

Man you crack me up

RE: This message is for "Differences"

Hey Differences!

Can you spare one of those two

RE: CANADA DAY

That last bit about the hottie being a guy.

Too close to reality in TO

RE: CANADA DAY

Okay, is your day job a comedian?

RE: Allo for sures on that.

Both

RE: Allo for sures on that.

"A MULLET"

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Pretty much a pre-requisite anywhere in Barrie or north of.

RE: Allo for sures on that.

Hi Mike

You have to take off your shirt to get attention here.

That goes you yous girls too

RE: Seven steps to ignite the lawof attraction

right, then.

Phones work.

Lines are open.

Mail box is on.

Charlize, hurry up and call.

RE: Racing Anyone?

Hey!

I don't even have cable TV.

Going to have to find someone where I can watch it.

Funny about Alonso, though. Read he's feeling discriminated by his own team.

Feels Hamilton is getting preferential treatment because he's British on a British team.

Any cheese there Fernando to go with that whine?

RE: Racing Anyone?

Nice one

Are married people envious

Guess it's just me.

Makes me feel better that I 'sense' my neighbours are envious.

Not the most mature thought to ever cross my mind. Feels good though, so I'm going with it.

Are married people envious

Maybe I'm being smug or delusional. I've been accused and been guilty of both.

However.........I have this sense, this feeling, something, about married people.

They are envious of my situation, your situation, that is, singledom.

They'll never admit it out loud, at least not to me, but I think there are many married people who envy the single lifestyle.

Sometimes because it makes them question their own relationships when they know and see someone who is single.

Any thoughts?

Maybe I just think that to make me feel better.

RE: Divorce

"" Or how horrible your neighbors are or that your cat peed in your cornflakes. ""

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Maybe if you were a little more objective you'd see she's not concerned abou the topic but about his personal attacks.

He doesn't know how to handle opposing points of view without being snotty and potty-mouthed.

That's it, that's all.

RE: Divorce

"" Your nasty remark on the top only shows "You cannot take what you dish out" ""

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Hey Darren,

The lady's right. Not because me and you don't always get along.

She's got a point.

Take a look at what you write and say. You have trouble staying on topic and you initiate personal attacks.

RE: wanna chat

Who couldn't?

RE: wanna chat

Okay Girls

Pitter-Patter-Let's get at her!

RE: Gore Rocks

"" Most of the world disagrees with your view Garry.
But thats ok, we know your not normal. ""

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That's okay, but it doesn't make the majority correct.

Only lemmings and sheep follow the crowd without questioning.

In this case I'm glad I'm not normal.

Just remember the last 'Band wagon' you jumped on, buddy...

"GO SENS GO"

Loser