Germans were planning to attack mid May... they were delayed by less than 6 weeks. The main reason for the delay was preparing and fighting the battle of Crete, which was a costly mistake on their part. Except for some limited Greek forces and the civilians, there were British, Australian and Kiwi troups defending the island.
He was the biggest moron of the story. His attack from Albania was doomed as he had to cross the mountainous range of Pindos during the winter. He didn't make plans for land invasions behind the Greek lines of defense, maybe because he was too blinded by his sense of superiority and his own propaganda.
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
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