I’m a Starbucks fan…I love there coffee. One day I ordered my usual cup of coffee. The girl said “here you go sir. Please enjoy and thank you” I took a sip and I burned my tongue.
I said “WOW! That’s amazing! This coffee is really hot!”. With this bazaar look on her face and with great enthusiasm, she said “Oh yes, it’s really hot. We use real fire to brew all our favorite brands of coffee”. I asked her if she was pulling my leg. “Real fire?”. She said “Yes, we use real fire sir”
I could not stop laughing. She felt really insulted.
Yes. If it’s one of those small wooden stirrers, you can easily take it out. But it it’s one of those red plastic stirrers, forget it. I don’t have the patience for that. I try to sip around it. Then, with out me knowing it, it gets stuck on the side of my lip. So now I see this hot looking lady walk by me, I wink at her, she smiles back then, realizes that I have this thing that looks like a big bugar on my face.
I had to move the alarm clock on her side of the bed because every time it would ring, we had a habit of reaching for it at the same time. This would cause me to hit my head against the corner of the lamp table.
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