Did Jesus exist?, of course he did.(It's his Divinity that's in question). Did he have to die?, No.(all the original Christians needed was a ladder and a pair of pliers). Is he coming back?, Yes.( as soon as he can play piano).
Carpetuation---" The act, when vacuuming of continually running over a piece of string, then picking it up, examining it, only to put it back down to give the vacuum cleaner one more chance".
RE: There's never no one here at this hour...
Black trousers, dress shirt, and black tie.