D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'Oh! D'oH! D'oh! d'oh! D'oh! D'oH! D'oh! D'oh!. Yes, screaming Homer is my ring tone.
People say I got the craziest ring tones. I had a meowing as a ring tone and people would actually look around for a cat when my phone goes off. It was a trip in a restaurants.
RE: getting laid
As to be expected, milady