DizzyDi Forum Posts (1,761)

Autobiography in 5 short chapters

Chapter 1

I walk down the street
there is a deep hole in the pavement
I fal in
I am lost... I am helpless
It isn't my fault
It takes forever to find a way out


Chapter 2

I walk down the same street
There is a deep hole in the pavement
I pretend I do not see it
I fall in again
I can't believe I am in the same place
But it isn't my faualt
It still takes a long time to get out

Chapter 3

I walk down the same street
There is a deep hole in the pavement
I seeit is there
I fall in..... It's a habit... But my eyes are open
I know where I am
It is my fault
I get out immediately

Chapter 4

I walk down the same street
There is a deep hole in the pavement
I walk around it

Chapter 5

I walk down a different street



by Portia Nelson (1993)

RE: Would A Matriarchal Sociey Make A difference Right Now

Ah Trish I have the boots and whip for that

RE: Would A Matriarchal Sociey Make A difference Right Now

yes I know Trish we are back at uni and no time for trivia (not) so who are you trying to kid

RE: Would A Matriarchal Sociey Make A difference Right Now

its about time that the women have a chance at making this earth a better place to live in, the male of the specie have had their chance and cocked it up, girl power

RE: Would A Matriarchal Sociey Make A difference Right Now

women if they could would actually stop the next war from happening! they don't want to see their sons or daughters dying, as far as i can see margret thatcher was the greatest guy in drag that i ever seen, she broke the unions (shame) but she would not tolerate terrorists which is fine in my books, better than than the limp wrist liberals nowadays...........

RE: MY DAY PART III

Oh thank you, when can I send her, she is one big pain and causing me alot of heartache,

Good for ram raiding though

RE: Does anyone know?

Depends if it's just clothes and cd's, as over here pocession is nine tenths of the law. Same as you can set a date for the items to be picked up and then after that, you can dispose of them as you wish.

where I live we call it bin bagging, were we put all their stuff into bin bags and put it outside

RE: Never say never...

This is all so true, case of mind over matter

RE: CHRISTMAS IS....................

Well thanks for reminding me NOT with my brood and their list of demands, it takes me all my time to keep sane, I hate christmas as it's too commericalised now

RE: A question to women

both are equally the same for me, working through both does help though

RE: MY DAY PART III

So its another day at the office then had a lovely day dealing with nasty teenager, maybe we could find her a cell at strangeways (not joking either)

RE: whats the most romantic song u know??

If you leave me now....Chicago

RE: MY DAY PART II

Don't get cuicidal!!!!!! just joke with him about a soap on a rope, sure he will get it

RE: Everything Has a Gender

Quite well spoken

RE: COUNTRY OR ROCK????????????????

Donny Osmond when I was about 10, don't taste change as you get older

RE: MY DAY PART II

Maybe you should invite him on here !!! I hear we can be intimidating?

RE: Silly stuff at home

Know that feeling, I don't know where I left him either

RE: With or Without You........

You are getting to cute for words......... Have a Hug

RE: Silly stuff at home

My Ex

RE: I Want.

My Grandma used to say " I wants don't get" in other words becarefull of what you wish for

Four letter words

These are the four letter words I hate, I love (being 1) alot of the others, most people that know me will tell you that "My second favourite household chore is ironing, My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed till I faint"

RE: MY DAY PART II

You poor dear, sending you some KY it might help with big bob and some asprins for your bad head

RE: The copy/paste jokes zone

more like a suitcase, never travel light

RE: The copy/paste jokes zone

have handbag will travel....

RE: The copy/paste jokes zone

have to throw my toys out, as sand plays havoc with them

RE: Keeping it in the family

That's why he never mowed your lawn then Trish!!!

Four letter words

Itsssssssss doingggggggg welllllllllll thanks Karen

Four letter words

I hate four letter words...................




Cook, Dust, Wash, Iron

RE: The Pasta Diet

Thats better than the seafood diet


I see food an I eat it

RE: Blonde jokes............

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculater?




a blonde works at night