DizzyDi Forum Posts (1,761)

RE: None coming ...??

not heard that before

RE: 100 messages???

sorry this one is late

RE: Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

yes every time I ever tried each and everyone of them

but not no more safe for now

Silly Monday Afternoon

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check

Silly Monday Afternoon

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Silly Monday Afternoon

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Silly Monday Afternoon

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Silly Monday Afternoon

I didn't get any money this time
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"

Silly Monday Afternoon

Happiest day of my life.
arrived at church, husband waiting at altar,
walked up the aisle

kissed him on the cheek, smiled........



Then closed the lid

Silly Monday Afternoon

Prof of maths sends wife text " Dear wife, your 54yrs old, you can nolonger satisfy my needs so when you get this I will be in a Motel with my 18yr old assistantant, I'm sorry I will be home late," Wife sends reply "Dear husband you are also 54 and by the time you get this I'll also be at motel with 18 yr old toyboy, you're a mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up!

Silly Monday Afternoon

I wish I was a glow worm

as glow worms are never glum

because how can you be grumpy





When sunshines out your bum

Single how are you?

proud of being, sick of the piss taken out of me for being single, wish couples would state that they are taken

RE: ERAISE BAD MEMORIES?

Don't forget it is connecting singles not connected singles, thats why we would all like a partner that could keep going fot "hours" to let us sleep like babies

A Friend????

you are welcome thought I would bring this to notice thanks again

A Friend????

thanks for that friend, how are you ?

A Friend????

for my original thread we are all here for a reason, season or lifetime so here it is to us all

RE: are there any old tv shows you wished they would bring back again ?

think we are on the right track now always thought the kids shows were the best I know all of these programmes and could put mor to the list

A Friend????

When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.

When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons; those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person or people involved; and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships, and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

RE: You don't want to date a person with what job?

A grave digger....... might think they are measuring you up

RE: Dedicate a song to someone on CS...

I will survive by Gloria Gaynor

RE: How do you rebuild your life after an abusive relationship?

some families are that intimidated that they don't say anything to the abused adn definately not to the abuser incase it makes worse for her/he, so the next step is once out of it they have to find a new life line and something positive about themselves

RE: what do you think this means

Well said starlite

we can all learn from these lessons without enduring them ourselves

there is too much unkindness, intollerance and talkativeness in this world, mainly done by people who do not understand how badly it reflects upon themselves

RE: Ladies how much emphasis do you place on dress and hygene?

so true we all love a well dressed man at the beginning of the night

RE: Living Will

nice one

RE: is anybody happy being single ?...and don't care whether they meet anybody else ?

just started reading Positively Single, the art of being single and happy by Vera Peiffer author of Positive Thinking, so after 3 years of being single now reading about it too

RE: karaoke bar

this is the one I enjoy after a few beers so please I will be good promise



CHORUS:)
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up ev'rybody and sing

Ev'ryone can see we're together
As we walk on by
(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a feather
I won't tell no lie
(ALL!) all of the people around us they say
Can they be that close
Just let me state for the record
We're giving love in a family dose

(CHORUS x2)

Living life is fun and we've just begun
To get our share of the world's delights
(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the future
And our goal's in sight
(WE!) no we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won't go wrong
This is our family Jewel

(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE

RE: Hi

Hi Summie we come in peace nice to have you on board

When you sign into CS in the morning

do you look at the threads while you have been away and how many pages back do you go ?

RE: a GILLYLOVES69 thread free day?

Ah Trish don't leave us, that would realy make some of us sad I know that its not been very nice with people all having goes at each other for the last few days but things will get better I am sure Trish I have written you a peom

I wish I was a glow worm
a glow worm is never glum
cause how can you be grumpy


when sun shines out your bum

RE: sad about age

I agree Trish a lie is a lie, and if it's about something as trivial as age then what else is he hiding (wife and 3 kids prehaps?) who knows, age has never been an issue for me as I forget how old I am, that is until my kids remind me that is