Ok, this is how it works..........I will post a joke without a punchline.........I'll start by adding my own punchline......then everybody else do the same.......this should be fun..........Ok, here we go:
After a rifle tournament was completed, one young army recruit was very discouraged by his terrible score. As he turned his card into the gunnery sergeant, he dejectedly remarked, "What a score ! I feel like shooting myself !"
Looking at the card and then raising one eyebrow, the sergeant replied, "_______________"
Yeah......I know the feeling.........I guess some are made for the lime lite......and the rest of us just hang around for the after glow...............
I don't watch tv at all. I have to have cable in order to have the internet. I have a tv...it's pluged up.....I've had it on twice since I moved in here......3 months.
I dated someone once that was in a bike race.........and I was in a foot race........it didn't work out....he was just too fast for me.....................
Life doesn't have to be lonely if you're alone......one can still maintain a very happy life without having someone beside you. However, it would, in fact, be a very lonely life, if you choose to stay with someone you aren't happy with, just for the sake of not being alone.
I work tomorrow and Saturday from 8:30am to 7:30pm.........Sunday is for studying and sleeping....I study a while...sleep a while...study....sleep....that is my routine until the semester ends in December.
We like to make you feel all nice and comfy....and then it starts.......it's kind of like taking a nice warm shower and somebody turns on the hot water in the other room and sends a stream of ice cold water down on you.................................but we wouldn't ever do that......
oh, don't pout.....I seldom get declared the "winner" there will be many, many more chances to put me in my place..........so don't get down hearted....the day is young................. Just let me enjoy this victory for the time being....................
RE: Who Will Get The Answer?
The salt water will cause the brick to dissinegrate...by diffusion.......just a guess.....