RE: Who Will Get The Answer?

The salt water will cause the brick to dissinegrate...by diffusion.......just a guess.....

RE: Who Will Get The Answer?

I'm thinking the brick will dissinegrate.........

RE: Not new

Either topic on "bush" will get attention..................rolling on the floor laughing

Write your own punchline.........

Don't worry about it son, you'll get the hang of it once you're on the front line...........

Stop the presses........I actually cooked a real meal tonight.......

tongue very mad

Write your own punchline.........

Ok, this is how it works..........I will post a joke without a punchline.........I'll start by adding my own punchline......then everybody else do the same.......this should be fun..........Ok, here we go:



After a rifle tournament was completed, one young army recruit was very discouraged by his terrible score. As he turned his card into the gunnery sergeant, he dejectedly remarked, "What a score ! I feel like shooting myself !"

Looking at the card and then raising one eyebrow, the sergeant replied, "_______________"


"you better get somebody else to help you out" rolling on the floor laughing

Ok...your turn....

Where is Lovaboy this morning

Yeah......I know the feeling.........I guess some are made for the lime lite......and the rest of us just hang around for the after glow...............rolling on the floor laughing

RE: whats your favorite tv show?

I don't watch tv at all. I have to have cable in order to have the internet. I have a tv...it's pluged up.....I've had it on twice since I moved in here......3 months.

RE: Have you ever dated anyone out of your race?

I can't believe NOBODY thought this was funny............DAMNITALLTOHELL!!!!! moping

RE: A Quarter Century Old Today

Hell, I can remember 25 pretty well....it's yesterday I have trouble remembering.....and where the hell did I put my car keys..........rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Have you ever dated anyone out of your race?

I dated someone once that was in a bike race.........and I was in a foot race........it didn't work out....he was just too fast for me.....................rolling on the floor laughing

RE: A Quarter Century Old Today

awwwwwww.......now you make me feel bad...........so....in my best Marilyn Monroe voice.....

Happy birthday...........to you
Happy birthday...........to you
Happy birthday....mr. pres....I mean....LJ
Happy birthday......to you


head banger

RE: Who's unfortunate? I OR them?

I was rather harsh on you on the other thread, although I stand firm on my comments there, but this time, I'll be a bit more tactful with my response.

Because our cultures differ on so many levels, it is not always easy to see your way of life compared to my way of life.

I do not find it an obligation to care for my parents as they get old....I call it an honor.


A very well written thread....and thank you for sharing your thoughts and views.

RE: A Quarter Century Old Today

Here's something to make you feel young:

When you were born, I was out of high school for 2 years. I had one child and one on the way.

By the time I was the age you are now, I had all three of my kids and a year away from my first divorce.

Now.....don't you feel better? rolling on the floor laughing

RE: A lonely life, or life with the "wrong" person?

Life doesn't have to be lonely if you're alone......one can still maintain a very happy life without having someone beside you. However, it would, in fact, be a very lonely life, if you choose to stay with someone you aren't happy with, just for the sake of not being alone.

JMO

RE: If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow???

I would take my mattress outside.....make love under the stars or in the rain......fall asleep and die in the arms of the man I love............

RE: Another camping weekend for me and the hound.

I work tomorrow and Saturday from 8:30am to 7:30pm.........Sunday is for studying and sleeping....I study a while...sleep a while...study....sleep....that is my routine until the semester ends in December. yawn

Stop the presses........I actually cooked a real meal tonight.......

I'm thinking Arbys.................rolling on the floor laughing

Stop the presses........I actually cooked a real meal tonight.......

Fine then..........you'll have to cook A REAL meal tomorrow night then...........I'm thinking.......ummmmmm......chicken....rice.....a veggie.......rolling on the floor laughing

Stop the presses........I actually cooked a real meal tonight.......

Yeah....another week or so, huh..................now that he knows I actually CAN cook, I have no excuses....damnitalltohell!!!!!!

Stop the presses........I actually cooked a real meal tonight.......

Here's the thing......I made enough so all HE has to do tomorrow night is cook more noodles.....left overs on his night to cook.........

Stop the presses........I actually cooked a real meal tonight.......

spaghetti with my homemade sause..........garlic toast on the side............

Stop the presses........I actually cooked a real meal tonight.......

So...............ya'll ask him how I did.............cheering

Where is Lovaboy this morning

Home from school..............what's the latest? Catch me up here,,,,,wave

Where is Lovaboy this morning

I have a serious question to ask you.......honestly....and this might help with your insect problems...it will keep them away.

Do you know what moth balls are..........have you ever smelled them?

RE: hi, Im Kayleigh.

We like to make you feel all nice and comfy....and then it starts.......it's kind of like taking a nice warm shower and somebody turns on the hot water in the other room and sends a stream of ice cold water down on you.................................but we wouldn't ever do that......rolling on the floor laughing

Welcome.............

Where is Lovaboy this morning

I've got an hour before my next class.....plenty of time to haggle you some more........rolling on the floor laughing

Where is Lovaboy this morning

no....I'm not too thin....just right actually..........oh.......you mean I'm "standing" on very thin ice........rolling on the floor laughing

RE: MARRIAGE

oh, don't pout.....I seldom get declared the "winner" there will be many, many more chances to put me in my place..........so don't get down hearted....the day is young.................rolling on the floor laughing Just let me enjoy this victory for the time being....................rolling on the floor laughing

Where is Lovaboy this morning

physically, maybe.......mentally...........yes......we already know this...............rolling on the floor laughing

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