thewall2 Forum Posts (10,499)

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

THE MAIN EVENT...

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

THE BULL

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

THE TRUCK

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

ICON..........

RE: Make extra $$$ easily

YEAH...YOU CAN be the bricklayer.....I'M TAKING the week off.Go work a bit,and don't worry,if you screw up laying da bricks,the CS town will do just fine living in straw houses.

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

POWERHOUSE.

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

DA MAN!!!!!

RE: Make extra $$$ easily

you should come to my thread....about me......at least there is some truth to it,not like some make believe crappy threads.

RE: Make extra $$$ easily

I probably got better chances at reading e-mails at .3 cents a pop.

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

grateful

RE: One for the Girl's have you ever 'Faked' it ???? and why ???

More like boo hoo......and all this time,I thought I WAS ON THE TOP of the food chain,only to find the women in my life have all conned me,due to some goo......that nobody told me about.

RE: Men

To me it does.
Mind you,I only eat once a day.

















I start at 8 o'clock in the morning and finish at about 8 p.m.

RE: How many of you men have ever really had a woman who loved you?

Good things.......I hope.

RE: Men

I'm not picky,if she makes me a good plate of spaghetti.....I'm happy.I'll even lick the plates clean so she doesn't have to do dishes.

RE: How many of you men have ever really had a woman who loved you?

You mean,you met my ex?
She used to love talking about me.......usually behind my back.


AHH....les femmes.

RE: Men

I think the one thing everybody needs in life is to feel.........APPRECIATED.

RE: How many of you men have ever really had a woman who loved you?

Sure,I've had a few women love THEWALL2,and one in particular,would get together with her friends every so often,and discuss her favorite subject..................



























ME.

RE: Game time!

The only game I play is called PINNOCHIO.

She sits on my face....... and I TELL her lies.

RE: Men

Does he have tighty whities....because from what I KNOW....I'm the only guy left in the world that owns a pair.



















or two.

RE: Favorite Seasme Street Character ?

I was too young to remember,but supposedly when I WAS very young,I got the guy that pops out of the garbage can as a Christmas gift,and I HATED HIM SO MUCH,I popped him into the fireplace.

RE: Difficult Question?

Q2......Politicians,they all suck.

There's a book called,''I Suck,You Suck.....The Road To Self Improvement.''


..........and I think they should all order a copy.

RE: What was your first paycheck-type job & how old were you?

My second job was alot better.

I worked at an amusement park trying to convince people they could throw a dart from 25 feet away and in a three inch star and win a stuffed animal.

Nobody ever one,except one time,there was this really cute girl,she was close enough to the star for me.......and I DINGED THE BELL!



WE HAVE A WINNER!

RE: Counter to (disgusting food Thread) whats your fave and dessert?

shrimp fried rice with fried veggies......

CURIOUS.......

RE: I have a funny experiment...

I MEAN 1000 minutes a week..........THEWALL2 likes to yap.

RE: I have a funny experiment...

PART TWO.....RING......RING.


THEWALL2.....''Yeah,can I SPEAK TO a MANAGER,I just had one of your representives hang up on me for no reason AND I want to file a complaint!''

CUSTOMER SERVICE......"Sure,just a second please.''


-35 minutes later.....(opera music playing through the phone during waiting time)




Customer service.....''HI...this is the customer service manager.....How can I HELP YOU?''

THE WALL....."Yeah hi,customer service manager...I think........''(interupted)

Customer Service.....''Sir,please change the tone of your voice or I WILL have to disconnect the call.I'M GIVING YOU one warning.Do you UNDERSTAND?''

THEWALL2....''What do you mean?I don't understand....I always talk like this!"

Customer Sercice....."I'm sorry sir,I can't help you..bye,bye."

THEWALL2......''BUT,BUT.....

---CLICK------



........WAIT,I WANT THE 100 MINUTES A WEEK...UNLIMITED WEEK-ENDS PACKAGE!!!!

RE: I have a funny experiment...

THEWALL2.....''YEAH,hi customer service,I got a problem with my cell phone bill.''

Customer service.....''Sir,if you're gonna talk to me like that,I'm gonna have to hang up on you.''

THEWALL2....''What do you mean......hang up?What did I do NOW?I always talk like this.''

Customer Service.......''Sir,I warned you,I'M GONNA have to hang up on you now.......bye bye''

THEWALL2.........''bUt...but......."

-----CLICK----------

RE: I have a funny experiment...

In the real world,my voice is very deep,so sometimes I TIE MY NARDS REALLY hard, so my voice squeaks,and customer sevice doesn't think I'M A RUDE b*stard.