RE: Scented toilet paper!

I read somewhere how real estate agents use smells to sell houses, such as fresh coffee and baking bread.

RE: Why most western woman dont wanna have relationship with asian men?

Yeah no point asking an Asian man for help, they also have delicate effeminate hands.

RE: Why most western woman dont wanna have relationship with asian men?

UnCork the beast.

RE: I am feeling bore

I always liked the blonde woman from Abba.

RE: can you send me a message soon

My divorce hasnt come through yet, so we'd have to be discreet. What kind of boat do you have?

RE: touch

Smell. ........

RE: A Woman

The other important thing about women, you cant just launch into it 200 miles an hour. You have to practice on your own a fair bit first. However, if you start having blurry vision and walking into lamp posts you've obviously gone too far with it.

RE: how come every woman i have chat to has 2 to 15 kids

You say it like its a bad thing. That many kids means she's up for it 24/7 no problems, and probably can cook and clean. Or at least, should be able to anyway.

RE: The Wish List...What's On Yours?

A camel with nice eyelashes and a rather firm hump.

RE: A Woman

Yeah I doubt that would be the only point of divergent opinion we have, and obviously a mind abuser is not the solitary alternative to watching a behemoth demolishing a family bucket of Kfc.

RE: A Woman

Just find a very large woman, and keep the junk food and soft drink coming.

RE: New Home

I couldnt decide, so instead I sleep behind a hedge. When I'm not reading bongo mags that is.

RE: A Woman

Sounds like you're after a hippy.

RE: come welcome me back

I love Kentucky, and especially the fried chicken aspect of it.

RE: What's the biggest secret.....

Yeah when I was about 10 me and a friend decided to play with matches. To cut a long story short, bushes caught fire, the fire brigade came, and we saved the day.

RE: Hospitals.............

They gave me morphine, and oxycodeine. The oxy was crap did nothing.

RE: CS Saloon is now open!

I heard Brian Adams was going to be performing with Bon Jovi live on Skype in the cs saloon.

RE: CS Saloon is now open!

Is it ok if I rub one out?

RE: CS Saloon is now open!

I'll just have an enchilada thanks.

RE: CS Saloon is now open!

Maybe try wearing it in a pony tail next time.

RE: CS Saloon is now open!

And we all know what that means- Yoga pants.

RE: How long do you want your next relationship/marriage to last?

Realistically, it only has to last until someone better turns up.

RE: Missing Americans

Americans are great, especially the swamp people. But the election rubbish is getting a bit much, it feels like they've been saying "only 6 more weeks" of it for the last 3 months.

RE: CS Saloon is now open!

Woohoo! time to drop a disco biscuit and crank up the techno...

RE: Missing Americans

I like the Americans, specially Gwen Stefani and Courtney Love.

RE: Missing Americans

To be completely honest, I'd like to go to America and hump somebodies leg.

RE: CS Saloon is now open!

I notice everyone who don't see things my way, also lack a pony tail. Thats their problem, not mine.

RE: CS Saloon is now open!

All you ladies, tie your hair back in a pony tail if you want fast results. Jesus Christ its not that difficult really.

RE: Missing Americans

It would be nice to find an American woman and give it some. Even better if she has a pony tail.

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