RE: COBBER ???

One of the greatest secrets the confectionery industry is keeping from the public, is that cobbers are just fantales without the wrapper.

RE: Food Network

And when they say jus or reduction, Mal should shake his head and say "he means sauce or gravy".

RE: COBBER ???

A cobber is also an excellent lolly. Its a little square (2cm x 2cm) of chewy caramel lovingly covered in the finest chocolate. They used to be 2 cents, at a time when a freckle/milk bud/chocolate bud was 1 cent. I used to get 30 cents pocket money.

RE: Food Network

Something which would improve cooking shows from America, every time somebody says Cilatro it should cut to a shot of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull sitting at his desk with the Australian flag in the background, and he takes his glasses off slowly and says "he means coriander".

RE: What's your favourite Olympic sport/category ?

Women's beach volleyball.

RE: Food Network

I like cutthroat kitchen, that was hilarious watching the guy make salad with a whippersnipper.

RE: shooting in Germany

But wasn't there 3 gunmen? They were saying before it could be right-wingers as its the anniversary of the Norway shootings.

Not that white people shooting others is any better, but I figured at least it could demonstrate that its not just crazies from the middle east. I'd be happy if we ended all immigration from that part of the world, and start chucking them out when they refuse to fit in.

RE: COBBER ???

It is our duty to think him out of existence.

RE: The Aussie election

Bit of an own goal, Malcolm saying she wasn't welcome in Parliament, boosted her votes heaps.

Funny watching all the do-gooders on Q+A monday night, all combined they didnt really land a blow on her. She's speaking much better this time around, I think she'll do some good things for this country unlike those career pollies feathering their own nests.

RE: COBBER ???

Poison gas! poison gas! ...

RE: COBBER ???

Pop be dead. Me be pop now. Bubby get pizza for cat...


...You've been rehabilitated...

Write more blogs!

I try to write a serious thing about a serious matter, then all the usual suspects turn up and start talking about todgers. Oh well, I guess thats just my lot in life.

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Its actually quite small, but it goes like a sewing maching.

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Picture an armadillo wearing a motorbike helmet, and you're getting close.

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Which is exactly why I always send a picture of it straight away, before attempting to make small talk.

Yeah kind of like a marrow, but more like a babies arm with an orange in its hand.

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I have a rather large zucchini.

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I have often wondered about that. Do the people working at the cucumber farm realise their products are being used for such things?

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Oh no, now you've gone and spoiled the surprise so I'll have to do something different. Maybe gender bias at the haberdashery store, and its effect on truck drivers.

RE: Post Your Current Mood 2

Write more blogs!

I've had a few idea for the next one, but I kind of like the one about walnut-head. So that way, onwards and upwards.

RE: How do you rate yourself??

No I guess it does not. But its a process, not an outcome... Meaning one has the means to sift through wikipedia flat earth society rubbish, and peer-reviewed journal articles and other people's research, and find the actual truth of the matter.

RE: How do you rate yourself??

All, that sounds more like somebody pretending to be an academic. Unless you mean an academic such as Germaine Greer, who can never admit to not knowing something. But I wouldnt really call her an academic, for this exact reason.

RE: Who influences our idea of beauty?

I think the first girl made a pretty strong impression on me, had a string of similar-looking girlfriends after that. Only thing thats really changed over the years, I lost interest in the ditzy ones. But yeah, size 10 or less sounds pretty good.

RE: Dating Misconceptions

I heard she likes the dirty talk, like achtung baby! and Verboten!

RE: Post Your Current Mood 2

Yes, a lot of real estate between the equator and the antarctic, up here there is a Hmong community and they grow all the things they like to eat. Longans sound familiar, I could take or leave rambutans, and dont understand why people eat soursop.

RE: Post Your Current Mood 2

Yes, there's a farm down the road that grows mangosteens, sells them for $5 a kg. They're alright, but I prefer lychees ($5 kg) myself. A lot of tropical fruits cant grow in the Southern states, and stone fruits (peach, apricots, nectarines etc) cant grow up here.

RE: My wife wants another baby

Oh my god. Did you marry a dingo?

RE: How do you rate yourself??

Somewhere between 6 and 9, maybe 7.5

RE: Can we talk?

I think the 420 is the bus route that takes you to the library and the city.

RE: COBBER ???

Yes, you probably will always be seen as "new". I've been in Queensland 20 years, still get called a cockroach (person from NSW) from time to time.

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