RE: Weres all THE single women at

All the single women are at the repairers being mended, they're damaged goods.

A question for the Americans.

Basically, if I ran an aluminium smelter and somebody rang up asking to buy some "aloominum", I'd just say "dunno what you're talking about mate" and hang up.

A question for the Americans.

Why cant you say "aluminium" properly? if it was meant to be pronounced "aloominum" surely it would be spelled that way. There's a few other things, but I think its best if we sort the aluminium problem out first.

RE: Name your favourite..

Animals willingly give milk and eggs, in return for feed. I think they'd be fine.

RE: Dating And Distance

Growing plants, turns carbon dioxide into wood. I cant think of a way to make it any simpler.

RE: Dating And Distance

Carbon offsets, work when you burn coal etc. in one place, and plant trees in another to "offset" the carbon dioxide emissions. Hence, it does indeed address your concerns.

RE: Dating And Distance

Its a renewable resource, and easily offset by planting more.

RE: Dating And Distance

Lately, I have become very concerned about my carbon footprint. So I'll go for a smelly hairy hippy chick within walking distance. At least she'll have heaps of really strong weed.

Just a quick question.

Wow. Just wow...

RE: Dating And Distance

Undsturbd?

RE: Dating And Distance

No way I'm moving to Sepgolia.

RE: Have you ever

They're not a herd animal Ali. You just go out at night with a gun and a spotlight (and a permit of course), and shoot however many you need to.

RE: do I have dark skin in my profile pic?

Maybe Morocco background, or something spicy like that. I'm jealous of people less likely to get sunburnt than me, probably dont have to get stuff frozen off as often as I do.

RE: SOMEBODY FRIEND ME

I get dozens of friend requests each day. I guess they are hoping some coolness will rub off onto them. And the women are all trying to network my package.

RE: Dating And Distance

I'd go to Phoenix, Arizona, but I dont think I'd go to Minnesota or Illinois.

RE: rainest country in the world

How can there be "bad snow"? snow is white and fluffy and pure. Thats why cinderella lives there, and Santa Claus.

RE: Name your favourite..

And what legacy do I leave for future generations? My boys would scratch their heads and say- It always took Dad at least 10 minutes to make 2-minute noodles.

RE: rainest country in the world

We average 4.2 metres of rain each year, wettest part of the country.

RE: living in a bubble

If given a choice of paying 11% tax or 30% tax, lawfully... which would you choose?

I dont think wealthy people live in a bubble, probably some royals-pop/movie stars might have to. But if you're a billionaire wheel-alignment franchise owner, you could fly under the radar.

RE: Name your favourite..

Mum used to make a dish called "mud". It is made from brown lentils, broccoli, and some bacon. Good winter food, very tasty.

RE: who is more loving and loyal ?

My hand. It never complains if I have a beer in it, or if I use the other one. Mostly, it does what I tell it to.

RE: Name your favourite..

Few years back, I was complaining to mum about how crap it was being 44. She says- How do you think I feel, I have a son who's 50...

RE: Name your favourite..

My Grandma used to make this tart kind of thing, like strawberry jam and coconut, with wavy edges on the pastry. I think it was very popular in the 70's.

RE: Any guess ,for how long i am CS?

Well, I was experimenting with the vacuum cleaner and it felt pretty good. So I thought I'd see how the steam cleaner went. Bad idea.

RE: SOMEBODY FRIEND ME

Geez, I'm on a win today he said, as he ran his thick gnarly hands through his greasy mullet.

RE: SOMEBODY FRIEND ME

Et tu Serene?... The Ides of March was a month or so ago, so its time to reopen the friend function and let the warmth of friendship back into your life.

RE: SOMEBODY FRIEND ME

Go on, reopen it. It will be a right laugh. It may be the single greatest thing you ever do.

RE: SOMEBODY FRIEND ME

Finally I found the friend section. I was shocked and disappointed when I was you hadn't requested me. Yet.

RE: SOMEBODY FRIEND ME

I was hoping you'd make an exception for little old me.

RE: SOMEBODY FRIEND ME

Just friend the guy Molly, dont overthink things.

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