RE: Warning to America

I would have thought something so serious as a warning to America would be through high-level talks and diplomatic channels, maybe world leaders meeting for talks etc., but now they do it through a singles/dating site. Saves a lot of money I guess.

RE: Bed

If you say bed backwards, its Deb.

RE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FOREIGN ACCENT IS?

Some accents are difficult to understand, like Indian people. And some accents are just plain annoying, like the New Zealand accent.

RE: Matchmakers !!

Oh. You mean as in dating agency... I have no knowledge or experience with that, and dont even know anybody who has. My mistake.

RE: Matchmakers !!

A matchmaker thinking "I know a single guy, and I also know a single girl" is probably going to ultimately be less successful than somebody connecting on a mental level with somebody they meet on the internet. In saying that, I've only had one internet girlfriend, the others have been people I rub shoulders with kind of thing.

RE: New Hampshire has spoken

New Hampshire has spoken, like the first morning...

RE: instant messaging

Well thats fine, because we dont want to speak to you either.

RE: instant messaging

You can send messages, so I dont see any problems.

RE: Pedro's Threads

Pedro has forgotten more information than many of us will ever know.

RE: Farmer

I like the ceremony at the gates between Pakistan and India, where they stamp their feet and slam the gate shut each day.

RE: who has the ''most'' interesting opinion/view on CS...vote below...

well you wont get a second date with that attitude.

RE: who has the ''most'' interesting opinion/view on CS...vote below...

Well... What have you got in mind?

RE: who has the ''most'' interesting opinion/view on CS...vote below...

If I agree to a second date, you're half a chance...

RE: who has the ''most'' interesting opinion/view on CS...vote below...

I dont do double-ender on the first date. I'm not that kind of guy.

RE: 3, 2, 1 Drop them

Yeah no problems, as long as you're prepared to return the favour.

RE: who has the ''most'' interesting opinion/view on CS...vote below...

Thats fine, I'll now be expecting you when I least expect you. And I'll be prepared with my telescope.

RE: Do you have a date on Valentine's day?

Yeah, dump him by text message.

RE: What are you worth?

Several million Vietnamese Dong, I'd say.

RE: Do you have a date on Valentine's day?

Both hands johnny, thats how the pro's do it.

RE: Do you have a date on Valentine's day?

Not yet but I'm working on it.

RE: who has the ''most'' interesting opinion/view on CS...vote below...

If you wanna have a shot at the title, and try to be a big shot, then bring it on. But I warn you now, I've been training like mad. I go through a whole jar of handcream every second day. And I eat crayons.

RE: who has the ''most'' interesting opinion/view on CS...vote below...

My opinions are the best, followed in second place by Jonny Sia.

RE: love

Like a farting dog, I chase it away from my house.

RE: My Apologies

Dont apologise, tell the princesses to suck it up.

RE: How honest is your profile

My profile is pretty well accurate, and anybody that doesen't like it can piss off.

RE: introvert in real life vs online

I have the same sense of humour, but I'm not at all outgoing.

RE: What are your usual plains for valintines day!

I'll just watch the news and have a bat.

RE: Travelling to Europ

European women are like New Zealand women, you pat them on the head and their pants fall off.

RE: Friends without benefits

Relax. Put the news on. Chub up. Let nature take its course.

RE: Travelling to Europ

Slough is quite nice this time of year.

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