RE: Where are all the Yorkshire girls.

Most of the Yorkshire girls have moved to Slough.

RE: What is your photo rating

Well it seems my honest appraisal of my hands has got the good sorts all fired up. These things happen all the time.

RE: I had to be jump started today!!!!

I'm like an old lawnmower, it takes a few good pulls to get started.

RE: What is your photo rating

I dont have womanly hands. I have powerful shovel-like hands capable of crushing things, and doing man-things such as mixing concrete and operating a chainsaw.

RE: What is your photo rating

I have rather nice wrists too actually.

RE: What is your photo rating

There you go Molly, I put my feet up.

RE: what truly turns you off

Fat, hairy, or munted ankles.

RE: What is your photo rating

Nothing short of perfection will suffice.

RE: What is your photo rating

I'd get a really high rating, if I could be arsed putting a picture up.

RE: The age old question ... Dogs or Cats?

Depends if you're having Korean or Chinese food.

RE: What's the first sigh of madness??

Is one ball hanging ever so slightly lower than the other a sign of madness?

RE: which gender are more on dating site?

Transgendered.

RE: If we could see through garments

I have kind of like X-ray vision already, I can picture exactly what folks look like naked. However, my powers dont work very well on socks so I have to conduct a very detailed study on the ankles.

RE: Choices

This is true, maybe I should have articulated better- forming a one-on-one kind of bond with a person that is very unlikely to go further than endlessly talking about the time difference and weather conditions (both of which are readily available on the internet anyway).

RE: Choices

Viber works alright, but there isnt much point talking to foreigners really.

RE: Im back!

She'll be back in a few years.

RE: I had to be jump started today!!!!

My opinion- If you havent done something like left the headlights on to make it go flat, its probably worn out. However, if the terminals are loose or not making good contact due to corrosion etc., it may not be getting charged. Rarely is it the alternator, if it is usually the charge light will be lit up on your dashboard.

RE: CS Women

Sometimes I wouldnt mind drilling a CS woman, and sometimes I'm not so sure.

RE: Give us a wave

gingerbread

RE: I wouldn´t mind a bit of Beyonce.....

Kylie Minogue, if Gwen Stefani is too busy.

RE: Best of current singers, what's your fave?

Taylor Swift has nice ankles, as does Miley Cyrus. Lets face it, it doesen't matter how well somebody can sing if they dont have nice ankles. And singers who sit down to perform come across as very lazy.

RE: It´s for the best

Well, that depends if you do what you say.

RE: What has been your worst experience while dating online?

There was even an irish homeless guy in the film- Can you spare me some cutter me brother?

RE: Go On Have A Laugh, You Know You Want To!!

Nice work stan... Or the one about the 2 kiwis driving down the road, when they see a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. One kiwi races over and has his way with the poor animal, then goes back to the car and tells his mate how good it was and maybe he'd also like to try it. so his mate runs over and sticks his head in the fence...

RE: so ......

So you're obviously not that fussed about the beer drinking situation then...

RE: Go On Have A Laugh, You Know You Want To!!

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was stranded on a deserted island? One day a lifeboat washed ashore, so he smashed it to pieces to make a raft.

RE: so ......

And thats just the start. Eventually, we will drink all your beer and sleep with all your women too.

RE: What's the first sigh of madness??

The causes of madness can be easily worked out for men with hair loss. If they have a bald spot at the back or top of their head, its from driving convertibles with the roof down. If they're going bald from the forehead to the back, thats from doing U-turns under the bedsheets.

RE: so ......

The Irish forums have been invaded by foreigners who like to make smartarse remarks.

RE: What has been your worst experience while dating online?

Information like that needs to be drip-fed or you'd be overwhelmed. Like the first time you ever tried to read a clockwork orange...

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