RE: I want a single mom

Yes, like drilling.

RE: I want a single mom

I wouldnt mind nailing a single Mum.

RE: Opening lines

...Made from plastic, its fantastic.

RE: Have you had sucess in any online relationship?

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

RE: Opening lines

The other main thing that the women like, is when a guy starts singing the Ace of base song- All that she wants is to have a baby...

RE: Relationship ended due to family strife?

Its not really going to work out in germany or europe.

RE: europeans all the same?

Eurotrash is Eurotrash, to suggest otherwise is putting lipstick on a pig.

RE: Is neighbours rubbish?

If you interrupt a fine show like Neighbours, I'd throw you out the window. Then I'd be like- "Spanish dudes cant fly, who would have guessed?"

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

Australia is the only place to live. other places are inferior.

RE: Opening lines

Yep. Only the best will do.

RE: What do you like about from men from other countries?

its for the dogs.

RE: Favourite recipe

Frozen pies, frozen pizza, frozen fish.

RE: You marry me?

I'm thinking, if you got them out completely it could lead to world peace.

RE: What do you like about from men from other countries?

Johnny is waiting for a truck driver, and Molly is waiting for a jar of peanut butter.

RE: You marry me?

You might like it, cougar-style.

RE: What do you like about from men from other countries?

Yes, but not light or medium rigid, just heavy rigid. As well as multi combination and dangerous goods.

RE: Opening lines

These things happen all the time when I put on the charm. Its quite surprising how I dont get laid much.

RE: What do you like about from men from other countries?

he has already admitted he likes truck drivers, but I only have a light rigid license so I'm limited to 8 tons GVM.

RE: What do you like about from men from other countries?

No I dont.

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

Yes, here you can be proud to be gay, black, female, disabled, foreign... Anything except white, straight, male, able-bodied etc.

RE: You marry me?

I'll keep my vote confidential.

RE: Is neighbours rubbish?

If you invite people over at 6.30 each weeknight, you could watch Neighbours with them.

RE: What do you like about from men from other countries?

I dont like men, from any country.

RE: Nerds

Yeah not a bad website, nerdnudes

RE: Numer 1 Invention is

My balls.

RE: Where in the USA are the Native American Indians?

You're 3 hours more hammered than me I think. But I'm catching up.

RE: Where in the USA are the Native American Indians?

Meh, that or my memories of cowboy and Indian films in the 70's. I only had older brothers so I was always the Indian and getting shot/tied up/typewriter torture/pinned down and drooled on. So I have an empathy for the native American people.

RE: Where in the USA are the Native American Indians?

Blackrock or Blackstone, the TV show... Or at the Casinos.

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

I think it would taste like a salty menthol throat lozenge.

RE: Three Things

People who dont watch Neighbours should be declared Un-Australian and sent to Nauru/Mannus island. And then be tortured, then shot.

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