RE: In your opinion what makes the Irish language so gifted ?

Yeah what do they eat? I've got one chained up in the basement, but I can't understand the words.

RE: In your opinion what makes the Irish language so gifted ?

I can only speak a small amount of Irish, poke mahone.

RE: Marriage material

exactly. as long as they're female.

RE: Marriage material

I've touched on animal husbandry if that helps.

RE: Marriage material

Well I've only seen Irish folks after weddings on telly, its out there with the chickens.

RE: Marriage material

Seems like a crazy idea, but mark my words next time you get an egg from the fridge you'll be thinking "well, if an egg can come out..."...

RE: Marriage material

No, I guess not. Only All's cat synonym but. Ugh, like borats.

RE: Marriage material

Oh. I thought you might do the Merkel and invite us to have our collective wicked way with your cat.

RE: Marriage material

PHWOAR!!! Wanna go to the pictures?

RE: Marriage material

Usually, not being interested in marriage.

RE: What do you offer ?

Belly button lint, the smell of my farts, a good supply of sweaty work clothes, the occasional laugh, and a lot of problems.

RE: Restrictive Profiles

Well... I think we're all a bit guilty of punching above our weight on the internet. And lets face it, nobody is going to put "it doesen't matter if you've got a hare lip, I'm really not that fancy myself".

RE: Three years probation for Hungarian camera woman who kicked and tripped refugees

Not all refugees here are terrorists, but the vast majority of terrorists have come here under our humanitarian refugee intake. The second-generation dropkicks that want to go and fight for ISIS, let them go and take them out when the plane lands.

Journalists should stick to reporting the news, and operate morally/legally. But they dont.

RE: Vegetarian, vegan dating

Might be better off searching through health shops etc., or put a notice up at uni.

RE: Wish Me Luck!

I guess the jokes on me then, I dont eat much chocolate. Shame though, I liked that shop I think it was King and George street? Went there as a child.

RE: Wish Me Luck!

That only leaves wrapping chocolates at Darryl Lea.

RE: Wish Me Luck!

Working at a school tuckshop?

RE: Bad joke time

How do you make a Lebanese ommelette? ...You start by stealing 3 eggs...

RE: And the bell tolls, again and again !

I heard the bells and started getting ready for church, but now I find out its a boxing match instead.

RE: Say Anything IV

Am American, a Jew, and a Chinese man walk into a bar... The barman looks up and asks "Is this some kind of bloody joke?"...

RE: If you was left cash in a will by a deceased relative...

I find the concept of being a business owner highly amusing. The ones that describe themselves as business owners, its usually a mobile dog wash thats not doing so well. The ones giving free business advice are usually discharged bankrupts, and people that once ran a business that folded.

But to answer honestly, I'd avoid restaraunts/nightclubs as most dont last long. Possibly an equipment hire business, though I'm not sure which industry.

RE: Farewell...

Lets face it, the guy was talking about his time in the office. How is he supposed to do that without saying "I" or "ME" a fair bit?

RE: Farewell...

And yet the guy never even mentioned the plight of the armadillos.

RE: Photo or no photo

I had a picture before, I think the dog ate it.

RE: Say Anything IV

The good old days... sounds like a symptom of dementia.

RE: Miss Streep- lose some weight ....learn how to act......stay out of politics

She needs to grow a sense of humour, I thought the disabled noises were funny. As funny as an overturned spastic bus.

RE: Say Anything IV

Yes, I feel like I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

RE: Battery

36 percent.

RE: How long after a fight with ur sister do u make up if ever ?

Its better to fight with somebody elses sister instead. Then you dont have to worry about making up at all, just tell them to piss off and stop being a houso.

RE: Not all men run you know

Single mums are great, and they're all right into it.

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