RE: If you were to go blind

I'd have to admit all the whacking off had finally got out of hand.

RE: fling

A one nighter? why didnt you ask before?

RE: Who does Jesus think will win the american election?

Jesus is allowed to vote multiple times, and he loves everybody.

RE: Is this site still cool?

The site's cool, but not too cool for school. Thats where I step into the picture, with my superman cape and lederhosen.

RE: Songs with an Animal Theme

Nine inch nails, closer i think it's called.

RE: Is poetry dead?

I have found certain words trigger people to being poetic. Nantucket is such a word.

RE: Whatever Your Taste In Music!!

RE: Whatever Your Taste In Music!!

RE: Whatever Your Taste In Music!!

RE: Which would you miss the most if you had to go back in time?

I'm going out on a limb here, and saying antiques. Think about it.

RE: don't post anything on this thread

I might or I might not, I just can't decide.

RE: Non Asian Invasion

I like Chinese food, the waiters never are rude.

RE: Seems My Days of our Lives Thread

Its a bit like ACDC, but with a different letter.

RE: The Brits are building wall!!...

Nah 13 foot isn't high enough, unless its electrified with broken glass on top, and savage dogs. The grubs don't like dogs.

RE: Why girls look rich man ??

I find it offensive that people say women are only interested in money. They are also interested in fast cars and big todgers.

RE: Rude Men...

I'm a rude man, so suck it up Princess.

RE: Good Men & Good Women

Yeah pretty much, but I'm not a very good dancer and so I tend to knock my furniture over as I attempt to master the more complex moves.

RE: Good Men & Good Women

I see it all the time down at the pub, groups of bad women playing pool and telling each other dirty jokes and swearing. I'm reasonably confident they dont wear underpants either.
So then I have to go home and listen to Olivia Newton-John music to cleanse my thoughts.

RE: Good Men & Good Women

Its always the same. A good woman moves into town, things are alright for a while. Then she goes down to the pub and starts hanging around the bad women. Next thing you know she's calling everybody the c-word and spitting on the footpath.

RE: Good Men & Good Women

I just cant decide what to eat- a big slice of humble pie, or a teaspoon of concrete. All this academia is doing my head in.

RE: Good Men & Good Women

Oh hamburgers, it should be Whitney Houston, not my feeble offering. But I did give Whitney credit.

RE: Good Men & Good Women

Hmm, maybe missing a reference to post #169? Oh well, I'm flattered I guess.

RE: Seems My Days of our Lives Thread

Ah yeah. And what was it, maybe a few months ago, the ACCC stopped Sea Swift (Australian shipping company in North Queensland) from acquiring Toll's competing enterprise as it would reduce competition (lets face it, its the T.S.I. and communities that are the bread and butter of northern shipping).

RE: How are all the ladies ?

How are the ladies? My guess is pretty good at nagging, pretty bad at reading maps, adorable and contradictory, taste a bit like chicken.

RE: Good Men & Good Women

It could be worse. I'm not a hundred percent sure how, but I'm pretty sure it could.

RE: What´s in a name?

Basically, one or more vowels, one or more consonants, occasionally a love symbol, and in doctor Who's case a question mark. Hope this helps.

RE: Good Men & Good Women

Once again, it comes down to the Whitney Houston classic- The greatest love of all. Second time in 2 days I've referenced it so I hope its her and not Donna summer or somebody else.
You cant properly love somebody else if you dont love yourself. Maybe some folks were cheated on and felt worthless/undervalued, and take it out on the other gender. Maybe they see traits in others that are the negative traits of their own.
There's a subtle difference between a cynic, a skeptic, and sarcastic humour (which almost never works in the written form). I'd say some with perhaps less to play with confuse some or all of these.

RE: Why no one believes,if I tell the truth?

Yeah sounds like BS to me, I dont believe you.

RE: Can I get a Whoop Whoop

I cant work out how to vote with my phone
, but yeah maybe just one whooop. A rather girthy one at that. Solid.

RE: Looking for a good fun, laugh and not serious

You'd get twice as much action if you included men in the offer.

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