RE: How Fussy Are You?

Yes Molly, that was most remiss of me to omit that important crtieria.

RE: Members barred from posting on blogs and forums

And somebodies wristwatch.

RE: How Fussy Are You?

Try finding somebody on the internet- who does not smoke, isnt fat, and has no tattoos. She's probably a Russian tennis player.

RE: Members barred from posting on blogs and forums

And the poofy lisp does nothing for me, but I guess they probably dont like my lack of a lisp and masculine pants.

RE: the hound won tonight

werent you paying attenetion before? in the bung bung when you're putting him in the starting box.

RE: the hound won tonight

The thing is, if you use the chilli sauce technique he/she will run much faster.

RE: Members barred from posting on blogs and forums

Nah, Spanish people are alright. Except for when they put their little sisters pants on and torture cattle.

RE: the hound won tonight

Did you use a lot of chilli sauce?

RE: For the men.....

So how do I find this woman to woman section? I like the lipstick lezo's but not the Barney Rubbles.

RE: Pet Peeves!

Well I always thought the Irish were a fun-loving easy-going kind of people. Obviously nowadays they're all on amphetamines and so are quite unpredictable and prickly about trivial things.

RE: Where are all the Yorkshire girls.

These days, Slough is THE place to be. Be it fine dining, world-class sporting facilities, theatres and galleries, or just somewhere nice to take the children for a picnic then you really cant beat Slough.

RE: What is Poverty?

Poverty is when you have to go to the beach and beg the seagulls for cold chips.

RE: where to go?

I'd be heading straight to Slough. Thats where its at.

RE: If your bathroom mirror could talk, what would it say to you?

If my mirror could talk, I'd smash it to pieces to make sure it didnt.

RE: What's your dream destination?

I've heard that Slough is very nice at this time of year.

RE: Where are all the Yorkshire girls.

Realistically, it probably isnt that different weather-wise. Just a bit closer to the action.

RE: What has everyone been up too?

I scratched my balls, but that was a few minutes ago now. Thats what I've been up to and if you dont like it then too bad so sad.

RE: What would somebody do if their spouse or loving partner gets ill after having a joyful life before

I'd either leave or kick her out. I dont have the time or patience for that rubbish.

RE: what do Candians eat for breakfast most mornings?

What did we do to collectively deserve that?

RE: what do Candians eat for breakfast most mornings?

Im not totally sure, but I'd say they eat bear meat with maple syrup. And they swear a lot.

RE: Which fruit eaten by our ancestors adam and eve???

Apples and figs

RE: Where is everyone?

cool, wanna go camping? I'll bring the tea.

RE: Where is everyone?

Tea? you think I'm a poof or something?

RE: I´m stuck in the bath

I called your friend, but he's stuck on the toilet.

RE: who was the most natrul singer ever in your your opinion?....as in born gifted with the voice

Yeah from that era its a given.

RE: decode the post

well Epirbs is easy- YES YES NO NO NO NO YES YES NO YES NO NO, or- on on off off off off on on off off on off off.

But it always pays to have a bottle of reasonably hot chilli sauce at hand, just in case.

RE: decode the post

Back off a bit with the chilli sauce.

RE: who was the most natrul singer ever in your your opinion?....as in born gifted with the voice

These days, most singers will be waxed or shaved. But I guess some of the little hippy chicks would still be natural and have bushy ones.

RE: what truly turns you off

It wont keep me awake at night or anything like that, but yeah- poltical rubbish...dating site...

RE: what truly turns you off

Might be a matter of perspective we dont really share. If I moved to America for whatever reason, I couldnt imagine myself getting all vocal about my second amendment right to carry a gun or whatever candidate is a better choice. There are naturalised people here who cant speak or read English, so I dont give that idea much credit.

Glad you liked Australia, as you say its pretty intense.

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