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Candy Bars

This is the Birth of a Candy Bar


On PAYDAY, MR.GOODBAR wanted to SKOR, so he took MISS HERSHEY to the POT'O'GOLD motel on the corner of AERO and 5th AVENUE to show her some TWIX.
He began to feel her MOUNDS, that were pure ALMOND JOY and it made her TOOTSIE ROLL and then he wanted to EAT-MORE.
When he saw her CHERRY BLOSSOM he gasped!!
"SWEET MARIE" this is WUNDERBAR !!
She let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up 'er KITKAT and caused a MILKY WAY.
She screamed "OH HENRY" as she grabbed his BIG TURK and squeezed his M&M's.
MISS HERSHEY said "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS" to which "MR.GOODBAR" replied..."When you're this good they call you "MR.BIG".
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and 9 months later she had a BABY RUTH.


The End.

RE: Quite

It means they're....STILL ...trying to quit..


Hiya Ali..

RE: Seems My Days of our Lives Thread

Hiya Adam........


How goes it over there??...

RE: inventions

The life raft..laser printers......
engine muffler....rotary engine.......
Electric hot water heater.....ohhh
and lets not forget... the chocolate chip cookies!....

RE: Nice

RE: Booky

.......... ...mike

RE: Seems My Days of our Lives Thread

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You must be the big cheese....

Happy Canada DaY........!!

I hear ya there
Anything that doesn't involve the cold.....

RE: Seems My Days of our Lives Thread

Don't you have hand warmers there?..

thanks..nice flowers


you hungry? want some pizza?... there ya go

RE: Seems My Days of our Lives Thread

I thought you were being frosty...when I said hello to Oz.. jk

Its a balmy +27 celsius with a light breeze here
We may get frosty winters..but our summers are beyond 'hotness'..

If I could send you some heat, I would..sounds like you need some

You enjoy your day as well Lookin

RE: How to win the woman or the man of your fansy.

..Unlao..

RE: Proud.

Happy for her and for you All.....

RE: Theresa May

Teresa May

Is that the underwear model??.........

RE: Seems My Days of our Lives Thread

I may be frosty on outside, but am warm as toast inside

I see alot ....to see here

RE: Seems My Days of our Lives Thread

Hiya..thought I should check out this side of the forums

Love From Canada!

RE: How to win the woman or the man of your fansy.

Sit back quietly and hope he notices me...
Trying to blend into the crowd..


Hiya Chris!

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

.phffttt.....


G'nite Tru

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

Cc....

Hope you are well

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

Whats that? the day you waved that flag?...

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

Aww thanks Secret!...I managed to find out on google..

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

No clue what that means Mike?

tried to google..but nada came up..

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

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To the NORTH, STRONG, and FREE.........


Off for walkabout now..bye

RE: Booky

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

were you waving the Canadian Flag by chance??

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

Lizzy....

Lizzy Borden??

Cant believe she had one

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

Noooooooooooooooo...I don't...doesn't ring any bells..

Happy Canada DaY........!!

Hello Pedal..hope you enjoyed the holiday

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

nunya bidnezz....


Up my then??...well up your now...

RE: What day of the week were you born..?

.......Nunya....

RE: have you seen this.

I have plenty of distractions that are real..

I dont know where pple find the time