skwidwurd Forum Posts (631)

RE: Favorite time of the year??

christmas

RE: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

really? WHERE??? it was a beautiful day here in aberdeen

RE: Should people this dumb REALLY be protected?

perhaps it's the sensible people (um....not sure if i fall into that category though) who should be protected

9/11 loose change (full length)

RE: champions league 2008

hate to say it but i can't see past man utd. they're playing some great football just now. however, if ronaldo was to get injured then i think they'd struggle

RE: What are the signs that you have matured?

mentally, i don't think i got past my 20's (no, that's not i.q. ). physically..........well, i've prett much accepted that my football playing days are nearing the end - oh, and grey pubes are quite scary too

RE: Hola......

aw poor you. all that damn sun while the rest of us are out enjoying building snowmen..........or should that be snow PEOPLE..........hmmmmm gimme that carrot here.........there we go.........snow MEN!!!!

RE: Hello Fellow Date-Mart Shoppers!

glad to have you on board. grab a pew and give us the gossip

RE: Screen names

haha well done fellow squarepants fan. wanna go catch some jellyfish?

RE: what's yours

two women were watching the parade go by when one of them spots her son and proclaims ' look there goes my son. he's the only one marching in step'

RE: Lovely safe Britain

there's only 2 ways this is going to go in the future (imo). major crime (particularly violent crime) is so rife now that either people will eventually flout the law - a law that no one has any faith in anymore - and take up arms, or the laws will be changed drastically and brought into the 21st century. corporal punishment AND capital punishment would have to be re-introduced in order to make people fear (if not respect) the law once again. sorry folks but the namby pamby do gooders and the pc brigade will eventually have to take a back seat and admit their ways of dealing with these kind of crimes don't work. it's time to reclaim the streets by hook or by crook and start dealing out punishments that fit the crimes. oh and if i ever see a group of guys beating up my kids it'll be ME who has the metal pole!!!

RE: Screen names

i am skwidwurd, i am skwidwurd, skwidwurd skwidwurd skwidwurd

(if you still don't know.........tough!!!! )

RE: SHOULD THE UNITED KINGDOM BECOME THE 52 ND STATE OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ?..COME ON !

hmmmm wasn't so keen on the idea to begin with but............if it meant we had to fall in line with the american economy - meaning we'd be paying the same for fuel and had to scrap tv licences then i'm all for it

RE: Printers Spy On You

well that'll certainly raise the value of the dollar against the pound

RE: A Coffee Bean...

ewwwwww i hate coffee. nice analogy though

RE: For those who thought they new everything

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!) << umm........... that all the other planets are rotating the wrong way??

RE: what is the love

love is an illusion

RE: Hi my name is Chris... does anyone like Radiohead?

lol i think if people don't actually know the song creep or the lyrics then your 'so freakin special' comments may well have been misconstrued and they may have thought you was taking the piss. personally i prefer g4's version though

RE: Hell! People what it is with TRUST thing?

oh yes, it certainly is very difficult to let your guard down, especially when you've already been the victim - on more than one occasion. i don't trust ANYONE until i've spent some time with them and they've convinced me that they're worthy.

RE: Is it harder for a handsome man to find a date

hmmmm that'd explain why i haven't had a date for 12 years. i must be just far too handsome

RE: The chicken or the egg?

tuesday!

RE: Should the border seperating Ireland be removed?

yep couldn't agree more. over the years the uk have disbanded the commonwealth and given other countries back to the rightful owners. maybe it's about time they freed ireland too

RE: Is anyone else experiencing problems with CS today????

had this a few times so i know what you're going through. personally, i opened a few browsers at the same time and read one thread while teh other browsers were opening lol

asian footballers.....

fair enough those are couple of exceptions but where are the pakistanis, the indians, the saudis etc ??

the perfect woman!

to hell with that. i'm just gonna run off with santas sack

the perfect woman part 2

oh............ladies, this is not intended to offend. just some friendly banter so pls lets not go sending me hate mail lol

the perfect woman part 2

a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.

c) The economy model f*cks all night and, at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

the perfect woman!

why? i need driving lessons??

so.....i woke up this morning.......

aviemore?? that's over 100 miles away. not bloody likely. i have to work at 5!!!!

the perfect woman!

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life was, of course “perfect.”

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a SUV) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident.