You just took that to a very strange place!! Lol Leave the Truffle oil out....she would probably drink it. And that's just a waste of good massage oil.
Ur a howl Dominic west from the wire (I think that's what he is in). Married a woman living not very far from where I am. He is often home there at Xmas with her and drinks with the locals. Supposed to be a fab guy.
You have one question.
If you wanted to ask one forum poster a question.What would it be and who would you ask?