RE: Things you love

The Raiders, Crushing the Chefs or Donks blues moping



Alas its been a while!

Things that you.......

" Need my faith in men restored! "



Yuh, right, do I look like merlin the magician?

Things that you.......

Read in profiles that instantly put you off.......



" I'm Mad me "



Ermmmmm Okay......

NEXT!

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

Felt great last night! grin


Only a mild throb this morning......


Head!


ermmmm

the one on my shoulders!!!

TUT !

RE: To who we should give the award of the most CS participating person

Now THAT Is freaking freaky !!

Plot

The Goodies head west (to Cornwall) to search for Gold, but instead of the precious metal, they strike cream in an old mine. Graeme files the claim for the cream in his own name, forsaking the other two who are about to leave Cornwall broke and dejected when they strike strawberry jam and scones. When Graeme finds out he offers them a poker game, winner takes all.

The episode reaches a climax in a western style shoot out, but with tomato sauce rather than guns


wow wow wow

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

Whos this Aleve bird? does she do visits???



grin

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

Goat moaning.......



uh oh


Feeling mildly delicate this morn....


Someone hide the Jamesons!

RE: Whom would you match on CS?

tufty and DurtyRandyLilMinx!






<whistles innocently>



roll eyes



uh oh




grin

RE: Blind Dating

You mean they have to beg for mercy to escape?



tongue

RE: Blind Dating

Depends how long it takes me to cram the big mac in and make an excuse..........



rolling on the floor laughing

RE: He Says Lose 30 lbs and He Will Give you an Engagement Ring.....Would Ya????

Best come back for that would be.......


I reckon you head would weigh about 30 pounds.....


where's me chainsaw.......

RE: What is a High Maintenance Woman?

Did yo smell it??


.......


blues




No sorry I ZZ top'ed

RE: What is a High Maintenance Woman?

She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molasses
But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglassescool

RE: Where would you take me the first time we met?

Are we there yet innocent




rolling on the floor laughing

RE: do something funny ..

<Coats wings in manky mayo and mouldy tommy>

RE: do something funny ..

<PSssssssssssssssst>


Tell em its a hand rolled Churchill II wink wink


Treble the usual thickness and double the length wink



Re-arrange this - Hand putty in .... innocent

RE: How Old is Too Old?

After 2 bushes.........


Come on



a corpse would be an upgrade!!!




even bonzo wasn't THAT bad!!!!!

RE: do something funny ..

In fa me In fa me they all have it in fa me.......



<Does the dramatic 5 minute roll around fakey deathy thang.......>





Curse those ides!!!!

RE: Eggs or Steak.Breakfast or Lunch

Breakfast....


Well a traditional fry up is GOOD! if not good for ya!

Rather like breaky in Germany, all kinds of cheeses and hams and all sorts, sounded grim at the time! but by the end of ten days it was divine!


Much like there idea of a beer mat and ticks on it for each beer!!!! never work in this godforsaken flea hole but boy is that a great way to get pished!!!!!!!!!!

RE: Where are you planning to go on vacation this summer?

I know! and thank you!
Got a couple of very mad very mad need sorting out, hopefully in the next few weeks they'll be done! then I'll look around and see which meets look the most appealing grin

RE: do something funny ..

Hmmmmm


Botty free to a good home




Nope!!!



Botty in needing tender loving?





Hell NO! ! ! !blues blues



Cute bums for lots of funs?


Silly!!!!



I'll get me coat!!

RE: do something funny ..

<Shares round the 12 year old Jameson' >



Hic....

RE: do something funny ..

Please miss........



Can I have another





<Assumes the position>

RE: Where would you take me the first time we met?

That is such a li.... a huge great fi..... the a load of balon.....













Okay.... Its a fair cop guv......




Slap on the chains.... innocent wink

RE: Do all men end up lazy, demotivated and bored even before their 40's?

A hollow husk?




Bless.........

RE: do something funny ..

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<STREAK<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<









>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>













<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FRIG SHES GAINING<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

RE: do something funny ..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>STREAK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

RE: Where are you planning to go on vacation this summer?

No idea as of yet, mind you not had a proper holiday since 2000 blues

Certainly gonna do my best to get something sorted this year tho even if its only blagging a weekend away somewhere grin

RE: Do all men end up lazy, demotivated and bored even before their 40's?

Kinda realised I was feeling pretty lazy and demotivated about 3 years ago, soooooo gave up faffing about with databases and spreadsheets and got a job out and about driving a truck, delivering stuff, picking stuff up, driving a forklift, the odd DIY job here and there, not been happier in YEARS grin

RE: Forum responses - how to make a CLEAR point - we all have to learn

<Drops a random pack of chill pills in the thread and scarpers....>

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