Actually my father worked for a factory that made weapons for other countries, like the submarines for Taiwan, somewhere in the '80's He later said to himself: WTF am I doing? Here I produce children and due to my work in other parts of the world children are killed.
A small polar bear asks his father: Father, are you a real polar bear? Yes my son, I'm a real polar bear. And is mammy also a real polar bear? Yes my son, your mother is also a real polar bear. And are my grandparents also real polar bears? Yes, why are you asking this? Well, I'm freezing.
Read the following lines aloud for your friend or someone in your family.
Dollar Dollar Dollar Dollar A Dollar Dollar About Dollar Dollar Story Dollar Dollar Stupid Dollar Dollar A Dollar Dollar To Dollar Dollar Listening Dollar Dollar Idiot Dollar Dollar An Dollar Dollar Make Dollar Dollar You Dollar Dollar Can Dollar Dollar How Dollar
Now let him / her read the words in the middle from the bottom to the top.
An American marine officer enters a pub in Belgium and there he sees a Russian and a Belgian marine officer. He says to them: Wow, it's fantastic, we have a submarine that can keep under the surface for 20 days. The Russian says: Our can keep down for 50 days. The Belgian smiles and says: Our submarine never comes up again.
Last week I saw an adverb: For sale a 30 years old rolls royce, 25$. So I decided to try my luck. When I arrived an old muslim was waiting for me and opened his garagebox, and there was a beautyful car. I looked inside and saw it only had driven 25 miles. I asked: is that meter broken? No, the man said. So you have only driven 30 miles in 30 years? That's correct. What did you use your car for? I asked To go to my work.
A guy comes out of the pub, completely drunk. He walks to his car and finally succeeds in opening the door. When he starts the motor, a policeman decided he have seen enough, so he walks to the car, opens the door and asks the man: Sir, have you been drinking? Man: About 30 pints of beer, 17 glasses of wine and three whiskey's. The officer says: Oh, then you have to do the alcohol-test. The man asks: Why, don't you believe me???
Three farmers are in the pub. The first one says: I have a chicken, who puts his own eggs in the box, and when the box is full, he closes it. The second farmers says: I have a cow that does it's own milking, and when the milktank is full he calls the firma to come and empty it. The third farmer says: I have a pig, that does the loundry and the housecleaning, and I'm even married with it.
Well, since the day we are born, people are judging over us, telling us what to do. First your parents, till you are old enough the government forces you to go to school, after that you have to work, till you are to old to be very productive, and then the government decides how much money you may have to enjoy your last years on this earth.
And somehow people are happy with that, although their job pays minimum wage and in the Netherlands it's strange that the unemployed have a financial better situation than the ones that have minimum wage. Then I ask: Why work for a boss that refuses to give you an honest salary?
And if they're no robot or pc, they can be old retired men acting like young girls, it happens all the time on many dating sites, they even get paid for it...
no no no, you told me you were doing it with my mother, who's older than 90... And dating girls under 30 even if you're older than 70 prooves you're a p*dophile who belongs in an institution with no possibility of parole for life.
Well, with the many distractions, I am always watching television in bed, where I used to read in the past, and else there's the computer to have some fun. Doing nothing is not my cup of tea, I guess then I'm thinking about chessgames.
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RE: Vietnam
Actually my father worked for a factory that made weapons for other countries, like the submarines for Taiwan, somewhere in the '80'sHe later said to himself: WTF am I doing? Here I produce children and due to my work in other parts of the world children are killed.