puggle Forum Posts (1,393)

RE: A new career for Puggles ...what do you think ladies?

oh i don`t think i`d last at this job tam!! all that bap-age!! on sh0w!!
i`d be up for molestation or worse,lol.... i`d be molested!!!mmmmmmmm that doesn`t sound too bad!!

RE: A new career for Puggles ...what do you think ladies?

oh i can hold my own pet!!! lol...

its the return business thats the killer!!! lol....

RE: A new career for Puggles ...what do you think ladies?

i can just see myself in a basque!!
fire-engine red lip-stick... and gettin electricuted by a rampant-rabbit!!!

RE: WHY DO ALL YOU WOMEN LOVE ME SO MUCH TELL ME

dont sell yourself short mate!!!....well beautys on the inside!! (so were told,lol..)
either that or just bellow the zipper line!!!!

RE: GOOD DEEDS! WHAT IS THE LAST ONE YOU DID AND WHY?

the song comes to mind!!!...."" ya cant get betta,than a quik fit fitter! their the guys to trust!!"" lol....

RE: GOOD DEEDS! WHAT IS THE LAST ONE YOU DID AND WHY?

the most easy and simple deed we can all do everyday is to.....
""hello there!!"" and smile mo often... its a good deed cause it puts most everyone in better form...imo...

RE: GOOD DEEDS! WHAT IS THE LAST ONE YOU DID AND WHY?

tell the truth?...ya prob said..."" fix that for ya luv,if ya get out yer baps!!""

lol...... imo..boss!!!

RE: wrong email address

oh the pain in my side is excruciating!!!! lol.. !""pissin myself here!!""

RE: One night Stands.....

i`ve had them once or twice in my life, very exciting and spontaneous at the time... cheap and user-like afterwards!
always alcohol involved !!!....imo...

RE: Ok this is for fun..

why thank you tamarin!! that means alot...thanks!

i`ve done this before...(not advised tho!)....
just stay up all night at a residents bar, swap the key thru toilet window so you can get in! then hand key back to person stayin there!!
then a long walk as dawn is breaking.... the most beautiful/calm time just as everyone and thing is waking up...

if all else fails... i can kip in the car... baby wipes(hygiene purposes) lol.....

RE: DO I ASK FOR TOO MUCH

dont know??

why are you offerin to be my manager??...lol...

RE: DO I ASK FOR TOO MUCH

check! check and check! i win again!! lol...

no cash left..livin on 204 euro a week...but house is all mine!!! all 250,000 euro of it!! jobs?? what jobs?? not out there...
gonna start being a rival to the ""naked cowboy!""
but tonight mathew!! i`m.....
""THE NAKED-PUGGLE!!""

RE: DO I ASK FOR TOO MUCH

breathing!....check!
miss da loo!....check! i win!!! i win!!lol....

the mention of money seems to be a comon theme! mmmmmm.... shallow alert!!! lol...
would ya not settle for,,(in modern times!) a guy that wont spend YOUR cash... hee hee...

RE: CS Valentines Night in Dublin, Saturday, 14 February

hi boss can`t go on the 14th(post me my wages!lol..)
tell tg aswell!!! what with no work and all..its too much of a stretch on my meagre means at the moment...sorry! woulda been class...

RE: hi all i,m new

welcome paul! hope ya get the craic your after on here???

or should i say""zoolander""

RE: Happy Birthday Crystal 29

mmmmmm 42c mmmmmmjm... my guess is that the lovely mercedes will be wearing very little today!!!

RE: Happy Birthday Crystal 29

here here!!!
happpeeee birrrthdaayyyy!!!!! CRYSTAL!!!

RE: CS Valentines Night in Dublin, Saturday, 14 February

well i`m off for a swim with my 3...soooo. catch ya`s all later...enjoy the bump!!

RE: this could be fun!continue the story using fun loving CS members...all in fun..

oh plese do big boy!! ravish me!!!
but before puggle could get his hands on....

RE: this could be fun!continue the story using fun loving CS members...all in fun..

compare sizes!!... he pulled out his..
purple-headed-yoghurt-slinger!! wow-eee!! cried the ladies...
""do you need a lisense for that/??"" with that nuala ....

is there such a thing as too much honesty?

RE: why most men don't date single moms?

well said..
(check my thread?) exactly what happened-ish!!

RE: why most men don't date single moms?

that days long gone imo..
what with equal opportunities,freedoms and the like its evening up a lot in my oppinion..yes there are still players...
but new term that i heard only last month...""play-ettes""
(fem version) sooo... its all balancing out.. check my last post,for my real conclussion...

is there such a thing as too much honesty?

had reason last nite to re-start this thread,but waited till this morning...

went dancin and chatted to what seemed a lovely girl...we both were very close to sealing the deal outside!! when the question bout "can we go bac to mine?" arrouse..(she asked)...
being honest i said i`ll have to pay baby-sitter 1st and it might be awkward with kids.. so how bout we meet up tomo for coffee..
she nicely declined,made her excuses and went back into nite-club!!
now!!!! i could of lied and said its all just painted today!! fumes and all...dammed if ya do,dammed if ya don`t..imo.
but i`m glad i was honest(well..not that glad!)lol...

RE: this could be fun!continue the story using fun loving CS members...all in fun..

minx just grabbed it cryin"" no point without the engine behind it"" and threw it onto the lap of....

RE: this could be fun!continue the story using fun loving CS members...all in fun..

""" managchez a trois!!!!"""
always dreamed of this moment ! as he jumped onto the other two,but his willy warmer got caught on the door latch,snapped bac
taking the willy off vinny...(wayne bobbitt style) but there,catching his willy as it flew out the car was.....

RE: Women are better at financial planning then men.?

(then my part) into the arms of a better woman....lol...

RE: Women are better at financial planning then men.?

oh annanicole!!! mmmm you were not the sweetest pea in the pod...but you waited till the right time to pop!! and fell on fertile ground.... but karma caught up! and ya went out as you came in...

that a side its dna passed down,but in a definitely different way!!survival!! you the family the entire race... women have that,we just wanna make mo of the race!

RE: why most men don't date single moms?

if its their problem!! thats exactly what it is... theis problem!!(single dad of three)imo...

RE: Partners cost too much???

soooo funny!!! have you a cat called..""lufaahhh!"" that does the shower???