UK Forums Christmas card from Bestbefore.

A special piece of music for us to remember those past and present.



I wish you all joy and happiness this Christmas,and a Happy and Healthy New Year.

Please sign and continue your greetings.santa waving

All good wishes Bestbefore

hug

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Now that I can believe,painful on the eardrums I guess.laugh

RE: what are you having for dinner

Had friends in for lunch today.

Starter of smoked salmon,king prawns and avocado on a bed of baby leaf and rocket salad,served with marie rose sauce and triangles of brown bread and butter.

Main course of topside beef with yorkshires,roast potatoes and parsnips,cauli, carrots and fine green beens with acompanying sauces and gravy.

We were all too stuffed to eat the continental cheeses with home made chutney and grapes.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Christmas Dinner

I cant wait til Spring when we can use it as a Maypole and tie you up in knotsrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Ye ha. Girl power.danceline buddies cheering

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

It's called schizophreniarolling on the floor laughing

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

Blimey,don't envy Cyn in the Nativity scene.By the way where has the prospective mother got to,haven't seen her at rehearsals lately.dunno

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

I would never have described Buble as "angelic".I'll have to put cotton wool in my ears as I don't like him.tongue

Anyway I'm clubbing with Lily as I've only had 1 night off since we opened.cheering cheering

The C.S. Members Christmas Card.

Let's all unite and make a huge Christmas Card signed by everyone to wish each other love and joy at Christmas.

I wish all my online friends past and present a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year.

Love to you all from Bestbefore.

The C.S. Members Christmas Card.

Let's all unite and make a huge Christmas Card signed by everyone to wish each other love and joy at Christmas.

I wish all my online friends past and present a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year.

Love to you all from Bestbefore hug


RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

No change there then.rolling on the floor laughing grin

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

Bit like your birthday then in a few days time,or is that just the birthing pool.


We had a flurrry of snow again overnight.BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.cold

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

I've sung on a Cruise ship,but I am an OAP so better to stay in the audience and hear the voice of an angel.angel


Actually I thought that title belonged to Charlotte Church,so are you dressing for the solo or wearing a surplice?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Watch the shoulder whatever you are planning to pull off[Is it a heist?]

Unless of course you are speaking metaphorically.confused

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

My camel's got the hump about something,so I'm bedding down for the night .Found a nice oasis with a pole dancing club nearby,so going to check it out.

Nite allsleep

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

Sorry to say the state they are in no-one's allowed to drive to their matches in case the cars get nicked. Pedal power is the order of the day.laugh

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Anti suits you better.I'm going to check your head when you finally put in an appearance in 11 days time to make sure you haven't got 666 stamped on it.devil

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

A season ticket to Plymouth Argyle.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

I've given up on being Herod Lily.I've washed my hands so much they are all chapped, and we used all the oil up on that godamn pole.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Sunny Australia versus wintry Britain. No contest. moping

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

Ain't gonna change at my age.tongue

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Hello youhug so nice to see you. Come into the club and sort MIckey out will you.He now thinks he's the New Messiah.sigh

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

Well if her waters break before she gets there,it'll have to be N.H.S.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The UK Forums Nativity... the Modern Style

There's stuffing and then there's Paxo: mumbling

RE: $1.6 Trillion Obamacare.

Now this does make sense.

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
It could not be any simpler than that.

Remember, there IS a test coming up : The next elections.


These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.


"SOME IDEAS ARE SO STUPID ONLY INTELLECTUALS BELIEVE THEM." George Orwell

RE: What made you smile or laugh today "2" old one full

Yeh thanks I just received it.moping

RE: What made you smile or laugh today "2" old one full

Waking up to snow this morning and noticing that all the spring bulbs are coming through too soon.confused

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

With the antics he gets up to ,it will probably blow a fuse.rolling on the floor laughing wine

RE: Mickey's Advise Thread

That's what you would like us to think.grin

Anyway the club seems to be failing as you are too busy being born.


May I suggest you make your mind up just who you want to be this Christmas, otherwise you could end up with a split personality.

frustrated


Jesus with a giant pole,now that's different.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Mickey's Weather Thread

Snow here overnight,more to come,so may not be able to make Bethlehem.sigh

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