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RE: woohoos coffee shop

Hey Hostess with the mostest,I'm off the hook.


The boss wants someone to go down into the cellar with him to check his nuts.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Wrong time of day for her,but the others may pop in and save me from getting screwed!

Oh sorry I'm thinking of the wrong sort of nuts aren't I.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

It obviously didn't go to Specsavers then

Pour us a Black Russian please.

RE: Everything bad we do is result of our childhood

Nah I'll get the elves to do it.

RE: Everything bad we do is result of our childhood

Oh sod it ,and there was me thinking he ws going to clear out the shed ready for the Christmas visitors.

RE: trivial pursuit

Alfred Hitchcock was obviously born with a navel.

He had surgery on his stomach and it was stitched over after the op.

RE: Everything bad we do is result of our childhood

Sorry but I have to disagree with you.

We are all responsible for ourselves as adults,and blaming ones upbringing for any bad habits acquired later in life is, in my opinion, an excuse.

My childhood was not spectacular but I grew up to be a responsible and loving person.

The same can be said in reverse. What of the person who is raised in a stable and loving family home, but turns into a monster from hell as an adult.Who do you blame for their behaviour.


Taking responsibility in life is part of the process of growing up.Some do some don't,we are all different and nobody is perfect.

RE: IF HE LOVED ME; WOULD HE STOP DRINKING??????

Wrong I'm afraid.

If your boyfriend has an addiction to alcohol then he has a problem which eventually will become yours. Alcoholism is a disease that needs to be treated.

I don't know how old he is but if he has been drinking systematically for a long time he needs to seek help. Bear in mind that he has to want to give up the drink.

If you are not too involved with him,I would keep it that way for a while.

At the end of the day though it is your decision but you are looking at warning signs already.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Get out the sequins Island.

P.S. No-one in the old coffee shop today so we thought it was time for a change and an injection of fun.

RE: Government?

Just caught up with this thread and seen some of the comments.

In most case governments are elected by the citizens of said country,so one would assume that said government would have the interests of these people at heart first and foremost.

This is not happening. There are more threads on here re complaints about how their country is run than I care to mention.

Please don't ask me what can be done, as others have on the thread,because I really have no answers to the turmoil that prevails in our World today. Just look at what is going on at G20!

I only know this ,we need to wake up and smell the coffee before we go in to tailspin.

RE: Government?

Just caught up with this thread and seen some of the comments.

In most case governments are elected by the citizens of said country,so one would assume that said government would have the interests of these people at heart first and foremost.

This is not happening. There are more threads on here re complaints about how their country is run than I care to mention.

Please don't ask me what can be done, as others have on the thread,because I really have no answers to the turmoil that prevails in our World today. Just look at what is going on at G20!

I only know this ,we need to wake up and smell the coffee before we go in to tailspin.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Good Morning all.


Just to remind you that Mickeyscouse has taken over the coffee shop.

Tonight we have the grand opening [ fanfare of trumpets]


Mickey's Greasy Pole Night club

No membership required,smart dress only and the first drink is on the house.

Be there or be square

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Never mind the bloody parrot,what the hell are the burgers going to taste like.

Tell the boss I'll be in early tomorrow,looks like we might be in for a full house,and I'm not talking about poker.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Don't give me none of that crap. Only been here 5 minutes and already cocked things up.

The menu reads Mick Chicken burgers !!!

P.S. Who's gonna tell Zell

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Mickey boy if you don't stop malarkying about with the girls we'll never be ready for the Grand opening.At this rate you'll be blowing a fuse before we've even got started.

Now get this place sorted.I'm off for some shut eye as I have to be up early to tell Sail the place has changed hands.

As for you girls, keep off Mickey's pole.We can't keep greasing it like this.

Don't forget to put Zell's parrot back in it's cage either.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Whatever turns you on.

Should be a great place though as the drinks are on the house, crumpets galore,and a pole to play with for the ladies.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Welcome to Mickey's Greasy Pole Club,used to be Woohoos place but we've taken over,If you want a job have a word with Mick ,he's interviewing on the casting couch.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Oh I like strip poker

Oh I see not that kind of card playing.Well I guess as its just a chat and I'm not expected to make use of your pole,it can't do any harm.

How long is Lily going to be cleaning up.I hope she's not helping herself to the stock.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Funny you should say that.I'd heard that you were a bit of a bright spark.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Coming right over Boss. Lily sure is making a racket with that bucket.Perhaps we should ask her to join us, then we could have some grope therapy.

Sorry Boss typo error should have read group.Where's Sail when you need her.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Well that's fine by me [ the promotion I mean ] as for the rest I don't do second.

On second thought, seeing as you're the boss,just tell Lily Marlene to take her finger out.

Fancy some shopping?

Now why didn't I think of that.

Fancy some shopping?

That would come under long haul flights methinks.Could have a slight problem with the ladies getting deflated and jet lagged.

When it first started I thought it was George Peppard doing a Virgin Airways ad, but realise that he's not so young now,but it sure looks like a younger version of him.

RE: woohoos coffee shop

I sure will.More fun in the evening anyway.

Fancy some shopping?

Knew the men on here would love it Rock.I sent it to True personally so watch this space

I actually think that the ladies on here will appreciate the irony at the end!

RE: woohoos coffee shop

Hope the roof can hold us all then Mickey.

Fancy some shopping?

So good I posted the thread twice

Silly me,but then most men will do a double take when the see it!

Fancy some shopping?

If you don't watch this you'll never know what you've missed,especially the men!


Just across Germany 's border with Denmark you'll find an incredible Superstore called Fleggaard.

There you can buy everything you need - tubs of Gummi Bears, cases of wine, industrial strength dishwashing soap - at prices 30% cheaper.
It is Denmark 's Cosco, or Sams.

The 100+ women in the commercial do stunts in the air while free-falling; holding hands to spell out "Siemens Washing Machine Only 269".

You'd be hard pressed to find a man in Denmark who hasn't seen and loved this commercial.

Here is a link to what may be one of the best advertisements ever made.

Click here:

across Germany 's border with Denmark you'll find an incredible Superstore called Fleggaard.

There you can buy everything you need - tubs of Gummi Bears, cases of wine, industrial strength dishwashing soap - at prices 30% cheaper.
It is Denmark 's Cosco, or Sams.

The 100+ women in the commercial do stunts in the air while free-falling; holding hands to spell out "Siemens Washing Machine Only 269".

You'd be hard pressed to find a man in Denmark who hasn't seen and loved this commercial.

Here is a link to what may be one of the best advertisements ever made.

Click here:

THE CHINA SYNDROME.

Good point,but still does not excuse their brute force in controlling another nation.

RE: Government?

Hi Niko Do you mean Poole in Dorset? My home town is Bournemouth a few miles away but I'm now in the heart of the countryside.

As for the UK a warm welcome awaits you should you care to visit.