illu 66 Forum Posts

It reminds me of the joke about the doctor who calls his patient.
"Hi, I have some bad news, and some WORSE news!"

"What's the bad news" The patient asks.

"The test results are back and you only have 24 hours to live."

"WHAT? Well what can be worse than THAT???"

"Well, I forgot to phone you yesterday!"

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: If u had 30 mins left to live how would you spend it?

You're so wise!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Diluting our DNA.

1/2 English, 1/2 Spanish, 1/2 Mad, 1/2 Asleep.

And I suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: If u had 30 mins left to live how would you spend it?

Hmmmm.. How far away is Madrid?????

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: EXPRESS YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

Only if I can share it with someone! (BTW, they suck)

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: EXPRESS YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

Why are there no teleporters in Spain!

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: EXPRESS YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

Damn. I thought this was a breast feeding thread!

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: How is your day today?

My day is much better than I anticipated. For a whole host of reasons, things are turning around. Yaay me!

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: Have you ever gotten to the point..??

I totally understand those feelings....

Then someone comes along who gives you hope......

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: what name did your lover/mate give you

awww. I had a Pixie once!

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: CS Bar "Viva Las Vegas "

2 coffees please. I'm expecting a friend. What? i'm in Spain. It's normal!

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Jan 14, 2011

RE: what name did your lover/mate give you

Lambkin. I think it's because I'm 6'3", 210lbs and Nothing like a little fluffy lamb. More like a Newfoundland dog!

Her's - Shnoodles. It's a play on words of Snood. Hugs me close and keeps me warm.

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Jan 13, 2011