illu 66 Forum Posts

OPFeb 19, 2011

Do you ever answer polls? (ok, I'm bored)

or English...

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OPFeb 19, 2011

Do you ever answer polls? (ok, I'm bored)

rebel

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Feb 19, 2011

RE: What's on your plate for tonight?

cheers. stoopid flat with it's no saucepans or kettle. cold food for days now.....

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OPFeb 19, 2011

Do you ever answer polls? (ok, I'm bored)

hahah. best thing you've said all day

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OPFeb 19, 2011

Do you ever answer polls? (ok, I'm bored)

hola guapa. you missed my reply

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Feb 19, 2011

RE: What's on your plate for tonight?

Cold tin of tuna....

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Feb 19, 2011

RE: Does your left hand know what your right hand is doing?

No. they are rubbish. I'm waiting to see who does them....

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Feb 18, 2011

RE: Does your left hand know what your right hand is doing?

There are 2 jokes coming.......

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Feb 18, 2011

RE: Share Your Favorite Recipes for ANYTHING?

I love a nice glass of water.

Ingredients:
Water.

Method:
Pour water carefully into a glass, taking care not to spill any.

Drink and enjoy.

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Feb 18, 2011

RE: What's your purpose in life?

They'd not take you back!!!!

My porpoise in life is to eat tuna!(did you see what I did there)

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Feb 18, 2011

RE: Is it too late?

If you keep that mindset, it MAY be. But, we won't let you stay negative. If you're down,there are people who will help. You're only as alone as you chose to be

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Feb 18, 2011

RE: what would u do.if u cought ur partner in bed with someone ?

*wishes he was next door...*

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Feb 18, 2011

The adventure is mostly of the apartment to office and back to the apartment sort, but I DO get to have a new problem with the apartment every time I do something radical like ACTUALLY USE stuff!!! hahaha.

Weekend, I'm out n about so, hopefully some slightly more interesting vids for you all :)

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Feb 18, 2011

RE: INVISIBLE

I agree. My first time was in 1966. I'm hoping it will end soon

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Feb 15, 2011

RE: sanela

Ams! He's saying you smell of herbs!!!!!

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Feb 15, 2011

RE: sanela

Yours come with a government health warning and a gas mask!

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Feb 15, 2011

RE: Long distance relationships

FOr my own reasons, I say NO. People have enough problems with close up relationships. The added strain of an LDR, for me, is too much. I want to be THERE together, living life and making memories. I HAVE considered moving for someone, have been on the end of someone considering coming to ME. But found that the hopelessness and frustration of the situation can rip you apart far quicker than many tangible things.

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Feb 15, 2011

RE: Short Jokes

Why do nuns walk around in pairs.
So one nun can see the other nun ain't gettin' none!

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Feb 15, 2011

RE: hola friend

I'm sure she'd prefer a glass of 12 year old Flor de Caña

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Feb 15, 2011

RE: Short Jokes

WHat do you call a fly with no wings?
A WALK!

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
A Raisin!

What do you call a sheep with no legs.
A Cloud. (I like that. hehe)

What do you call a fish with 3 eyes?
A Fiiish!

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Feb 15, 2011