RE: how to meet a lady from outside, and marry her?

Okay..here goes:

Put key in lock

Turn key to unlock door

Open door wide

Step outside

Meet lady

RE: Greatest Treasure

I used to have something that popped up daily...now I am lucky if it pops up at all!

RE: Do you think Obama should be kicked out of office?

Americans weren't happy or satisfied with Bush so you vote him in twice and then vote in another president....and guess what? laugh

RE: Greatest Treasure

My tolerance to religious nutters.

RE: Do you believe in God?

You might to check that out for your god never said that he was, but jesus apparantley said that in Revelation Chapter 22 has Jesus himself saying the words: "I am the Alpha and Omega, the First and the Last" .

RE: Happy Birthday Mindfful

Happy Birthday lass.

RE: TUNISIA

That makes so much more sense. To be faffing about with visa's and all that stuff is so laborious and there are so many wonderful countries in the EU...Greece and her Islands, Cyprus etc etc.

RE: Ladies? Would you put your foot inside a mans shorts under a table at a restaurant?

Table booked for 9.30pm.

RE: What Makes You Happy?

What makes me happy?

Waking up every morning.

RE: Starting RDM's birthday party early......

72 virgins are joining us too...makes you barred.kiss

RE: Starting RDM's birthday party early......

He'll be at the gay bar next to the mosque in NY.

Happy birthday mate.lips

RE: Pleaze help PAKISTAN

Got laid at last huh?

RE: You know the 1st date has gone south when you find out...

A bloke did that to me last night..showed me a poro on his phone and SB, the 'BAR' of chocolate was like a babies arm!!

RE: Pleaze help PAKISTAN

Chuckling....this will be fun!

RE: Pleaze help PAKISTAN

Had me wondering too....thought my brain was still fuddled by the beer from last night.

RE: Pleaze help PAKISTAN

Then why are you starting off a thread to ask for donations?

RE: Pleaze help PAKISTAN

Have I read that right? Before Afghanistan was attacked there was peace in Pakistan?

RE: Pleaze help PAKISTAN

America and the rest of the world have pledged plenty of funds to help those poor people.

RE: Pleaze help PAKISTAN

That was uncalled for my friend. She wasn't being negative, she was merely saying that people cannot afford to keep on giving.

Let me point out TWO important facts to you:

The Tsunami: Pakistan donated NO MONEY. They sent 500 military staff in medical and engineering teams in Indonesia and Sri Lanka.




Haiti: Pakistan donated NO MONEY.

RE: Flood in Pakistan.

Quaffing bottles of Bollinger too.

RE: Flood in Pakistan.

Yes sir, I sure did and I was pointing out that Ooby's words derived from a standpoint of a Devils Advocate (you should look that up) and it did not or does not mean that he is in agreement with his own words.

I had a nice sleep....gracious.

RE: Flood in Pakistan.

Contradictory? Show me where it's or where there is a contradiction?

RE: Would You Kiss

Norolling on the floor laughing

RE: LIFE AFTER DEATH,

Nope....nor do I believe there is 72 virgins waiting for me.

RE: Los Alamitos

Broke down halfway round? That's 150 yards?

Stimulants?

Something stinks here. NO horse breaks down after 150 yards.

RE: Do you believe in God?

My Mum and Dad.

RE: Do you believe in God?

So sunbeam. you believe in fairy's at the bottom of the garden, you beilive in santa claus?

Lend me $10,000...I promise to pay you back tomorrow.

RE: Do you believe in God?

But answer the question...what is god?

RE: Are you determined enough?

nearly over lass...but I am off out on the piss soon.

However, same to you too.cheers

RE: Are you determined enough?

No way would I ever do that and to be honest, it's a turn away from the screen when the girls do that!

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