I worked SO hard this entire week, every single day ......and last night was FRIDAY NIGHT ..... so I went to bed too earlythan was good for me! Just passed out after 2 whiskies shortly after sunset!
Rayfrom USA, Rodolfo, RDM59..... and Cristina ..... YES, you are correct ....... and here is the written answer......
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. Thiswas a test by a famous American Psychologist used to determine ifone has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serialkillers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.
If anyone I know who didn`t participate got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my e-mail list!
My brother-in-law is a doctor and he`d always say "Let`s find a private room for you to undress in so I can give you a real professional diagnosis ..... you don`t mind if I take my drink along with me?"
Yesterday, my best friend sat down and broke the chair, and I joked that she ought to lose some weight (Well she`s always complaining about being too fat).....(and its the second chair she has fallen thru! which I mentioned too, in my defence )... and she got up and left, and arrived back an hour later, and blasted me, so today I phoned her and apologised, and she gave me a long lecture about how rude and insensitive I am and said I ALWAYS do this to her, mentioning things I said about 3 months ago, which I`d said in a joke, and she told me I have to learn to "speak properly", to which I replied If a person is a true friend they sift thru what you say, discard what they dont like, accept what they do, and carry on with life, she continued to argue, so I hung up.
So now, is this a friend? Or what? We been friends for 5 years.....
So .... Gilly ... I reckon, yesterday I looked trouble in the face, and trouble looked right back at me! I also woke up in the night after this debaclé with a nervous itching that I get when my nerves are frazzled by something subliminal, and I`d had a horrible nightmare ...... brought on by my "friends" reaction?
(yes, she is overweight, and has a buying and hoarding problem)
This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. Few people do......
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
I wait for all of you to give an answer .... and then will post the "solution" that will tell you if you have phsychopathic tendencies .........
Once, travelling on a freeway (max speed road) I felt this shadow pass my window, and saw in my rearview mirror this wheel flying down the road behind me! It had come off a car towing a caravan on the opposite side ..... and had missed hitting my window by a few centimetres!
You only die once, and then wasn`t my time! That wheel could have slammed into my windscreen and hit me in the face.
I dont know who they are either, but if I`m using their words, then I feel obliged to quote their names as the originators of their poetry, otherwise I could be accused of plagiarism.......
You ever heard of the Dagara Tribe from NW Africa? Me neither!
I just collect these wise sayings and bits of poems and use them now and again..... I just love the wisdom contained therein.
Sorry, Granmother of the EU Forum has to intervene just here ...... Never judge a person unless you know them! Phoenix is, dare I say it(?) ALL HEART. What he writes is in direct answer to how you wrote. His ego is huge - because it belongs to him, and he made it like that.
And he sure doesn`t need any Good Lucks in his life - cause the harder he works, the luckier he gets.
SMILEMORE .. stick around awhile, and get to know Phoenix .... You cant arrive and make judgements here, you gotta get to "know" everyone - So Welcome to You, and I hope you DO stick around and get to know us.
I`m generally known as the Old Hag, but I`m not realy an Old Hag, only to those who don`t know me yet.
That is another dimension. Of course it is all possible - if you can handle what comes with it! Better to stick in the dimension you were born into......
"Where is the life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? The cycles of Heaven in twenty centuries Bring us farther from God, and nearer to Dust"
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WALT WITMAN in "Song of Myself"
"I celebrate myself, and sing myself, And what I assume, you assume, For every atom belonging to me As good as belongs to you"
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As for Google and Wiki .......... don`t forget....... what STEVE VAN MATRE says in his "The Earth speaks".
"Come, listen to the earth with us. For those who have learnt to hear its song The earth can soothe the troubled heart, refresh the weary, soften the hardened, redirect the lost"
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THE DAGARA TRIBE from N/W Africa have this saying ...
"Living in two worlds, a ritual to read to each other:
"If you don`t know the kind of person I am and I don`t know the kind of person you are, a pattern others made may prevail in the world and following the wrong god home, we may miss our star."
Phoned Conrad this evening ..... he is still in Rehab. and reckons he will be there for another one and half weeks. Says he is feeling stronger, and marching up and down 60 stairs now! without any pain.....
Well, he was huffing and puffing when phoned, said he was about to "step out" ... whatever that means? I guessing there must be some rather attractive patients or nurses ... for him to be "stepping out"?!
He`s having to do excercises every day, all the time. Told him he has MANY MANY pages of good wishes to read thru when he gets back home - probably masses of emails, flowers, and eCards too!
Phoned Conrad this evening ..... he is still in Rehab. and reckons he will be there for another one and half weeks. Says he is feeling stronger, and marching up and down 60 stairs now! without any pain.....
Well, he was huffing and puffing when phoned, said he was about to "step out" ... whatever that means? I guessing there must be some rather attractive patients or nurses ... for him to be "stepping out"?!
He`s having to do excercises every day, all the time. Told him he has MANY MANY pages of good wishes to read thru when he gets back home - probably masses of emails, flowers, and eCards too!
Ahh at last! I tried to convince Wedward (remember him?.. that wayward chap in Austria?) to open his home to all the orphans of the world, but he left CS, just as I`d organised a whole bunch of very nice refugees...... And now up pops YOU! So, it`s okay if I send them along to Gozo with instructions of how to find your house, huh? You got such a nice big house, you could fit quite a few dozen little skinny people into it, and they don`t eat much so it should`nt cost much to keep them .... they used to eating things like ants and grasshoppers, and they`ll keep you so busy you wont have time to even have a glass of wine!
Oh yes, that`s me .. I fix everything ... Bring me your broken hearted and I mend them, bring me the "getting divorced" and they get back together again...... You can even bring the sick and they get healthy again. I think my brother visited here 2,000 years ago, but he forgot to take me back with him, so I been stuck here ever since ..........But it`s getting wearying and I`m getting tired of fixing things .........
Nothing much happening here. Just some Muslim folk objecting to Swiss people wearing red Tshirts with a white cross, cause the cross offends them. But thats in another Canton, not here in my area.
I got a red front door mat with a white cross on it, and a pair of slip-slops, and a shopping bag, and some flags like that in the garden ....... I hope this thing doesnt spread, cause what the Swiss gonna do with all their swiss stuff decorating their flower boxes, and number plates, and caps, and sports cushions?
Oh, maybe they`ll just have to change the national colours and their flag, huh? .... keep the asylum seekers and refugees happy....
CARL GUSTAV JUNG ..... He was Swiss. He dealt in Analytical Psychology, Psychiatry, Memories, Dreams ... and described himself as an alienist.
An intuitive-intellectual introvert, and also an articulate, expressive, humorous, friendly man, ready and eager, to talk not only with countless strangers, sometimes telephoning him without introduction, and dozens of journalists, ranging widely in national origin and professional competence, bringing a barrage of questions ranging from the obvious to the learned - His professional role was talking as well as listening... he spent countless hours in analysis and consultation, and holding seminars and lectures. And also being ordinary, and working in his garden......Oh yes, he also wrote books on his subjects too.
Take consolation in the fact that when your time is up, it`s up, and nothing is going to change it. How many times have you missed death by a fraction of a second?... or a day?
When you get in a lift you dont expect to plummet to the basement and get your hips around your ears? You dont expect the last link in the escalator to break and you fall into the wheels to become mince meat? When you eat alone you dont expect to blog your airway?
Just relax, have faith, and hope like hell you actually get to where you going!... and if not, well, you gotta die somehow someday!
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Old fashioned music ......
Top of the morning to you too Phoenix!I worked SO hard this entire week, every single day ......and last night was FRIDAY NIGHT ..... so I went to bed too earlythan was good for me! Just passed out after 2 whiskies shortly after sunset!