Elmorya Forum Posts (484)

RE: so how is everyone

Spare a thought for us poor Sods with - deg. Temp in the Southern Hemisphere!

RE: The Aura of Female Mystery as it Relates to Communication

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A lady that I much admired in my youth & had an air of mystery about her was: Authoress, Agatha Christie! I read most of her books & was captivated by her.

RE: The Aura of Female Mystery as it Relates to Communication

Well, I think women in general have better intuitive feelings/emotions....
And a real live gypsy woman would definitely (for me), potray an aura of mystique - at least so I think!
Only one way to find out....Any gypsy women on this site?

RE: describe urself in more than one word,@ least a sentence.

Lo, it's almost like a forest, lots of bush & trees around - plenty of wild rabbits, guinea fowls, peacocks, owls, migratory birds & I spotted a small deer/buck once!


I'm think of going to Bali, Singapore in next 6 months! Haven't taken a holiday for 3 years now!

CYL

Catch you later - supper time.

RE: describe urself in more than one word,@ least a sentence.

We gonna be alone here on my "farm", just with 5 dogs, 2 cats, 12 geese, 75 chickens & a bunch of other animals!

And no one here requires cheering up, no one - we all live in absolute harmony!

RE: Give away the love !!

And then you rushed home, switch PC on to look for women on CS!!!

WHY! You Greedy Fellow!!!

Me, I daily channel light to all the dark spots of the world!

RE: describe urself in more than one word,@ least a sentence.

Ok, I'll thow in a rehab + aromatherapy + head & foot massage into the package!

One condition....

You don't sing....

RE: describe urself in more than one word,@ least a sentence.

Can you sing English songs?

RE: describe urself in more than one word,@ least a sentence.

You will fall into a deep, deep, deep, deep, Sleep!
Your eyes cannot focus upon the screen!
Your eyelids are getting heavy, heavy, heavy now!



You will dream about me!

RE: describe urself in more than one word,@ least a sentence.

You're welcome to SA; free board & lodge, internet, tour guide, shoulder to lean or cry on......



















Erm.....There are certain duties, you'll have to perform, 3 - 5 times a day!

RE: The person above me is........

TPAM is showing off her legs & toes....

RE: 3's a crowd

Hi, You're young, plenty of time to make a final choice - Date both, at different times of course! Carefully observe their respective habits, mannerisms, reactions to different situations etc!
Mix up the situations also as much as you can - go dancing, dinner, visit a hospital/Old Age Home, museums, art galleries, walks in the country side/mountains, train ride in subway, soccer/football game etc!
Inwardly notice which one you resonate with most!!! - Viola, you found your Man!

RE: The person above me is........

TPAM is from a country, that has the world's fastest growing economy !

Ermmmm.... Can I qualify for a "Yellow Card"?

RE: Next

Hi
You are right, Companies around the world are shutting down faster than you can say OutDoorGirlSun!

RE: Next

Hey Al,

Methinks the next confrontation will be with Iran - not that I would like to see destruction & violence; but Intel coming from the ME, suggests so!

Let's hope they wrong - because right now, the way the worlds economy is going, if fuel prices shoot sky high, we all will be riding bicycles to work!

RE: Describe urself in one word!

"W A N T E D"












Well, that's what written below my picture on the poster at out local Police Station!

RE: Zodiac signs

I'm Taurus, the Bull
It's my destiny to satisfy female's moods!

RE: how smart are you?

8+8 (125 times) = 1000

RE: What REEEEALLY Pees You Off About Wimmin...

For me, I jes dunno anymore!
They don't seem to mean what they say - or say what they mean anymore!!!

Don't believe me? Just read some profiles!

Loves Outdoors, Mentally & Physically Strong ....I've never found one yet, willing to carry my golf bag! Nor mow the Lawn (even with my new petrol driven model!)

Loves the finer things in life!: Hah! That's a good one!......So my new 350 piece Model Air Plane & the 4 lane Scale-Electric racing car set, finally gets delivered by Fedex! Not an extra pair of hands around to help you put it together!!! You struggle with the glue gun on your lap, soldiering iron in your mouth, pliers & side cutters in hands & NOT a Darn Wimmin in sight; To fetch you a Beer!

Is this fair now, I ask of you?

Loves stimulating conversation,....Hah! So I go "Hmm, interesting article - I see they have demoted Pluto as a planet.." "Sssssssshhhhh!!! JR is going to make a play, for Cliff Barne's lover! SsSsshhhh"
WTF - might as well get a pet python & I did! I did!.......

Loves all animals.........Hah! My pet python landed up in some Zoo - while I was on the golf course!

Loves & gets along well with people....Hah! Means her Mother & Sisters are staying for the weekend AGAIN!

There's more - just don't want to upset you lovely ladies!

RE: Do you remember when.....

OK!!!

SO! WHO SCREWED IT UP, THEN???

RE: Aliens

Waterone! Waterone!

Better come back to Africa! Bro! All is forgiven....



BTW: what in tarnation are you doing there in Canada?

RE: help

The whole thread has got scam written all over it!

Can believe any self respecting Canadian's English would be as bad as that! Even the beavers send me birthday greetings in better english!



Or maybe you're French?

RE: witches

R, listen to demons & wizards by Uriah Heep!

RE: advice for the socially inept

You should have quickly gone after her & said " You know what, I have no damn idea, who that Neanderthal is - but forget him, lemme buy you a drink!"





Not too loud though, for the Neanderthal to hear!

RE: witches

So, if I read you correct - she was wizzing around on her broom & suddenly bumped into you &

You turned ghostly white (pale)!

Man, am luckly not to live in Canada!











Every thought of taking a little less water with your whiskey!!!

RE: people's dark sides

Ooooh! Stalk me! Stalk me!

Hope you can swear R ?

RE: be careful men

Erm.... Dahling here...Good Day!
What if I can fulfil 1 - 7, with 50% of No 2? ...
Hey! I don't think the Good Lord, made anybody that perfect!

I CAN'T cook, not willing, not gonna learn! Womans department! Not negiotable! However will do a braai (barbeque) weekends!

RE: would you date someone much older than you?

RE: would you date someone much older than you?

How old is Pappa? I can teach him golf, & his daughter to sail - shopuld keep both happy!

RE: would you date someone much older than you?

Point taken! Am working on it....
Just established Contact for first time...