RE: If you became a Millionaire over night?

Hmm, I meant to ask uh oh Are there really middle class people in Leeds? laugh


hole

RE: If you became a Millionaire over night?

thumbs up Too right, Best time of my life I spent on benefits yay

Living the dream I was applause

Then I got a job and the dream ended... and the nightmare began uh oh

RE: WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FOR DINNER TONIGHT?

Probably sweet F.A as my cupboards and freezer are emptyish mumbling Then again, I might be in luck and have one ready meal left applause

RE: RE: Ye Thought or Rant of the Day!!!

Here goes with my edited unswearing rant of today.

Around 8.30 this morning I'm waiting at pelican crossing when the green man appears applause

But, hey... what do I see approaching at speed? A filthy looking white van. It was going so fast it was swaying from side to side. So, thank goodness I was awake and aware enough to guess it wasn't going to stop, and waited. I dread to think what would have happened if a child or pensioner had been there and just stepped out without checking. Which could easily have happened at that time in the morning uh oh

Some people roll eyes

RE: What made you smile or laugh today

Your words, not mine... I was merely posting my reply to OP of this thread stating how me and my warped sense of humour found certain posts funny cool

RE: If you became a Millionaire over night?

idea You could always give up work and go on benefits. Then you'd have all the time in the world to do please yourself. Watching tv, sleep in bed until late, shopping trips to Primarni and trips to the pub. You might even meet the love of your life en-route... wave

RE: TWO WORDS....KEEP ONE THE SAME

Sesame Street

RE: What made you smile or laugh today

What made me laugh today???

Just reading the Mikas two posts in the "What pi$$ed me off part 2 thread" laugh

I laughed so much I nearly chundered giggle

RE: TWO WORDS....KEEP ONE THE SAME

Open University

RE: Anger and the way people express it

Hey TC wave Well, I bet it is the same man. He sounds very mentally unstable to me, makes you wonder what he'll do next uh oh

About two months ago I was on the bus one friday night leaving work about 8.30pm.

I live in the foreign/cosmopolitan bit of Hull now. But, to get to it the bus has to go down the road that resembles a warzone help

Anyway, I'm sat on the bus and a foreign woman is sat in the seat in front of me talking on the phone. Anyway, a drunk middle aged rough looking chav gets on sits opposite and starts shouting that all the foreigners should be thrown off the bus and she was rambling on talking rubbish.... and I thought what a f.....g idiot she was. The woman in front seemed to me as if she was a young french student as university is close by and most of the students are international anyway.

Anyway, thank goodness the idiot woman got up to get off after about 5 bus stops and she starts ranting again saying she works two jobs to pay for likes of the foreign woman. Everyone just ignored her, good thing she never fell on me or I'd have cracked her one.

I remember when I used to live on that Bransholme in the late 70s. I got in a fight on a bus there with a similar idiot. Some twit rove my earring out of my ear so I filled her in. She couldnt get off that bus fast enough cool

RE: TWO WORDS....KEEP ONE THE SAME

Consolation Prize

RE: TWO WORDS....KEEP ONE THE SAME

Twin Sisters

RE: If you became a Millionaire over night?

I don't think I'll ever find out. I don't do the lottery either laugh

RE: RE: Ye Thought or Rant of the Day!!!

Sounds like a good idea that does laugh

RE: RE: Ye Thought or Rant of the Day!!!

My rant of today is about a bloke who came up to me at the bus stop this morning and started reciting poetry to me rolling on the floor laughing

laugh I'd worked from 5am to noon at t'other side of town as I've done every morning this week. I'm just thankful I never had to listen to it every morning this week and I'm not there tomorrow so no chance of me seeing him again uh oh

RE: THE DARK SIDE OF MULTIPLE PROFILES.

I don't bother having multiple profiles 'cos I hardly have time to type from one.

Mind you, some people are so full of BS that I reckon they need half a dozen profiles to help stop them virtually exploding roll eyes

RE: Whats Your Most Horrific Or Bizarre Dream

I've had loads of horrendous dreams and nightmares uh oh I'm like one of those people out of the old Freddy Kruger movies who can't sleep without dreaming help

My very worst one was over a year ago... I was fast asleep and dreaming that the devil was sat at side of my bed trying to drag me off to hell.

So, anyway I'm fighting and swaering and screaming in my dream trying to shake him off when suddenly I wake myself up with all the noise. So turns out I'd been making a right noise rolling on the floor laughing

I wakes my son up who lives with me with all racket I was making too, plus some of the neighbours who thought I was getting murdered uh oh

RE: RE: Ye Thought or Rant of the Day!!!

Not really, uh oh I just asked son who was winning cos he's a diehard man u fan and he said 2-1 to Barcelona.

I wish I'd not asked now help

RE: Never-ending story. Add the next 4 words

vampire seagulls swooping towards... uh oh

RE: take one leave one 2

Castle Drawbridge

RE: Four letter, change a letter word game.

A P E S

RE: Change one letter to form a new word - Next generation2

A I S L E

RE: RE: Ye Thought or Rant of the Day!!!

I'm swigging coffee here. To wash down sausage and mash I just had laugh

RE: RE: Ye Thought or Rant of the Day!!!

I'm cracked up now laugh

RE: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW PART 3

RE: The First Word That Comes To Mind~~~ AGAIN

Dreams daydream

RE: How far do you read into a forum discussion?

thumbs up

RE: How far do you read into a forum discussion?

I'm a bit pushed for time these days so usually only read the first couple of pages cool

RE: RE: Ye Thought or Rant of the Day!!!

I've not got any rants today but I've a thought uh oh and my thought is "How the hell am I going to get my house clean" help

RE: ""who said""

Correct professor rolling on the floor laughing

Hi Eos santa waving

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