I am the crazy neighbour, I sleep all day and spend all night awake playing loud music. Fortunately, my neighbours live far enough away so I never bother them :)
The doctor was leaving the mental institution where he worked when he noticed his car had a flat tire. He proceeded to take the tire off and as he was putting the spare tire on, he nudged the nuts that held the tire on into the grass alongside and could not find them. He had no idea what to do at this point.
A mental patient outside having a smoke seen this, approached the doctor and said "take one nut of each of the other wheels and use them to keep your tire on but you should go straight to a garage to replace the nuts you lost."
Impressed, the doctor said "that is great advice, why are you in this hospital?" The patient replied "I am here because I am crazy, not stupid."
I really need a good laugh today. Something funny or intriguing.
Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea. " He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all." Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Scott said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Larry replied, with a smile,"Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!" Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"
Here is a chance for you to say something nice to a friend you have here or to someone who you think deserves something nice. If you have more than one friend, make separate posts for each person.
I will start.
plainlyjune. You have quickly became a good friend to me. Funny and caring, you have my respect and admiration.
This is someone who seems to be stressed to the nines and finally snapped, this incident was the lynch pin. He may end up being hospitalized before this is all over.
He never hurt anyone and though it was a show, there was no damage done and will be forgotten about in a weeks time.
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RE: Are you determined enough?
Better than snowballingGuys, do NOT google that one unless you have a good stomach.